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Ron White Quotes

The next time you have a thought... let it go Picture Quote #1

I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child Picture Quote #1

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin Picture Quote #1

My goal is just to become a better comedian Picture Quote #1

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers Picture Quote #1

There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years Picture Quote #1

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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine Picture Quote #1

I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part Picture Quote #1

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level Picture Quote #1

I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling Picture Quote #1

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong Picture Quote #1

People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic Picture Quote #1

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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine’s putting in an express lane Picture Quote #1

I didn’t get where I am today by worryin about how I’d feel tomorrow Picture Quote #1

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party Picture Quote #1

There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup Picture Quote #1

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. and try to find somebody who’s life is giving them vodka, and have a party Picture Quote #1

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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there Picture Quote #1

I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit Picture Quote #1

I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I’m smoking $700 worth of cigars Picture Quote #1

From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn’t figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that’s what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good Picture Quote #1

I’m a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I’m doing television, I don’t have time to work on my live show, and I can become a lame comic, and that sucks Picture Quote #1

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You can’t fix stupid. There’s not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to Picture Quote #1

If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature... that’s what takes a long time to learn Picture Quote #1

I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade - and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party Picture Quote #1

The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really Picture Quote #1

We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People... you can’t fix stupid! Picture Quote #1

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The next time you have a thought... let it go (Ron White Quotes) I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child (Ron White Quotes) Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin (Ron White Quotes) My goal is just to become a better comedian (Ron White Quotes) I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers (Ron White Quotes) There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years (Ron White Quotes) I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine (Ron White Quotes) I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part (Ron White Quotes) I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level (Ron White Quotes) I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling (Ron White Quotes) There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong (Ron White Quotes) People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic (Ron White Quotes) Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine’s putting in an express lane (Ron White Quotes) I didn’t get where I am today by worryin about how I’d feel tomorrow (Ron White Quotes) I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party (Ron White Quotes) There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between (Ron White Quotes) I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup (Ron White Quotes) If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. and try to find somebody who’s life is giving them vodka, and have a party (Ron White Quotes) I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there (Ron White Quotes) I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit (Ron White Quotes) There are a million really good cigars, you gotta really float around cigars. It’s not like being locked into a brand of cigarettes; at least to me it’s not (Ron White Quotes) I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I’m smoking $700 worth of cigars (Ron White Quotes) From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn’t figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that’s what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good (Ron White Quotes) I’m a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I’m doing television, I don’t have time to work on my live show, and I can become a lame comic, and that sucks (Ron White Quotes) You can’t fix stupid. There’s not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to (Ron White Quotes) If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature... that’s what takes a long time to learn (Ron White Quotes) I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade - and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party (Ron White Quotes) The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really (Ron White Quotes) We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People... you can’t fix stupid! (Ron White Quotes)

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