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Ron White Quotes

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots Picture Quote #1

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn’t have the ability Picture Quote #1

Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge Of The Hicks Picture Quote #1

They call me Tater Salad Picture Quote #1

Diamonds - that’ll shut her up... for a minute! Picture Quote #1

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative Picture Quote #1

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Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25 inch color television? Picture Quote #1

The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper Picture Quote #1

I don’t even plan things until later, so no I got no plans Picture Quote #1

Apparently I ain’t the only cat on the block digs cheetos Picture Quote #1

It’s something that’s really fun to do. It’s a family business Picture Quote #1

You can’t ride home on a bowl of goat Picture Quote #1

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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade Picture Quote #1

I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child Picture Quote #1

I don’t do any corporate work Picture Quote #1

Everybody I know is a joke writer Picture Quote #1

You can’t fix stupid Picture Quote #1

You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered Picture Quote #1

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My goal is just to become a better comedian Picture Quote #1

The next time you have a thought... let it go Picture Quote #1

I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade - and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party Picture Quote #1

We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People... you can’t fix stupid! Picture Quote #1

I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part Picture Quote #1

I didn’t get where I am today by worryin about how I’d feel tomorrow Picture Quote #1

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I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots (Ron White Quotes) I had the right to remain silent... but I didn’t have the ability (Ron White Quotes) Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge Of The Hicks (Ron White Quotes) They call me Tater Salad (Ron White Quotes) Diamonds - that’ll shut her up... for a minute! (Ron White Quotes) I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative (Ron White Quotes) Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25 inch color television? (Ron White Quotes) The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper (Ron White Quotes) I don’t even plan things until later, so no I got no plans (Ron White Quotes) Apparently I ain’t the only cat on the block digs cheetos (Ron White Quotes) It’s something that’s really fun to do. It’s a family business (Ron White Quotes) You can’t ride home on a bowl of goat (Ron White Quotes) If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade (Ron White Quotes) I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child (Ron White Quotes) I don’t do any corporate work (Ron White Quotes) Everybody I know is a joke writer (Ron White Quotes) You can’t fix stupid (Ron White Quotes) You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered (Ron White Quotes) My goal is just to become a better comedian (Ron White Quotes) The next time you have a thought... let it go (Ron White Quotes) I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade - and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party (Ron White Quotes) We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People... you can’t fix stupid! (Ron White Quotes) I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part (Ron White Quotes) I didn’t get where I am today by worryin about how I’d feel tomorrow (Ron White Quotes)