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Ron Swanson Quotes

Is this all the eggs we have? Yes... What are you making?...eggs Picture Quote #1

There must be a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats Picture Quote #2

If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party Picture Quote #1

Friends: One to three is sufficient Picture Quote #1

Meat Picture Quote #1

You're stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing you bring with you? Silence Picture Quote #1

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You are such a sore loser. I am not a sore loser, it's just that I prefer to win and when I don't, I get furious Picture Quote #1

I have been forced to do many things I don't enjoy, like write things down and speak with people Picture Quote #1

There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food Picture Quote #1

I've had the same will since I was 8 years old. Upon my death all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me. What are these weird symbols? The man who kills me will know Picture Quote #1

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons Picture Quote #1

I like Tom. He doesn't do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He's not a team player. He's never one to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I'm looking for in a government employee Picture Quote #1

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Really? You're not scared to eat here? When I eat, it is the food that is scared Picture Quote #1

When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about hem Picture Quote #1

Hi there, is there a project I can help you with today? I know more than you Picture Quote #1

The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples Picture Quote #1

I'd wish you the best of luck. But I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures Picture Quote #1

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was

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Do you have any history of mental illness in your family. I have an uncle who does yoga Picture Quote #1

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Is this all the eggs we have? Yes... What are you making?...eggs (Ron Swanson Quotes) There must be a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats (Ron Swanson Quotes) If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party (Ron Swanson Quotes) Friends: One to three is sufficient (Ron Swanson Quotes) Meat (Ron Swanson Quotes) You're stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing you bring with you? Silence (Ron Swanson Quotes) You are such a sore loser. I am not a sore loser, it's just that I prefer to win and when I don't, I get furious (Ron Swanson Quotes) I have been forced to do many things I don't enjoy, like write things down and speak with people (Ron Swanson Quotes) There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food (Ron Swanson Quotes) I've had the same will since I was 8 years old. Upon my death all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me. What are these weird symbols? The man who kills me will know (Ron Swanson Quotes) Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons (Ron Swanson Quotes) I like Tom. He doesn't do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He's not a team player. He's never one to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I'm looking for in a government employee (Ron Swanson Quotes) Really? You're not scared to eat here? When I eat, it is the food that is scared (Ron Swanson Quotes) When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about hem (Ron Swanson Quotes) Hi there, is there a project I can help you with today? I know more than you (Ron Swanson Quotes) The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples (Ron Swanson Quotes) I'd wish you the best of luck. But I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures (Ron Swanson Quotes) Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand? (Ron Swanson Quotes) Do you have any history of mental illness in your family. I have an uncle who does yoga (Ron Swanson Quotes)

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