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Rita Rudner Quotes

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult Picture Quote #1

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports Picture Quote #1

If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires Picture Quote #1

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture Picture Quote #1

I don’t look back. I’m like a shark - I only look forward Picture Quote #1

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals Picture Quote #1

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Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside Picture Quote #1

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps Picture Quote #1

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit Picture Quote #1

Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network Picture Quote #1

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good Picture Quote #1

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always Picture Quote #1

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Was in labor for 36 hours Picture Quote #1

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum Picture Quote #1

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved Picture Quote #1

Never take candy from strangers Picture Quote #1

Cats are a waste of fur Picture Quote #1

How can I have morning sickness when I don’t get up till noon? Picture Quote #1

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Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly Picture Quote #1

I love to write jokes and that’s all I think about Picture Quote #1

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight Picture Quote #1

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk Picture Quote #1

Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people Picture Quote #1

All men would still really like to own a train set Picture Quote #1

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Men who write love letters don’t live in this century Picture Quote #1

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony Picture Quote #1

Men in high levels of government seldom surf Picture Quote #1

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them Picture Quote #1

Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers Picture Quote #1

Men don’t get cellulite. God might just be a man Picture Quote #1

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult (Rita Rudner Quotes) When four or more men get together, they talk about sports (Rita Rudner Quotes) If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture (Rita Rudner Quotes) I don’t look back. I’m like a shark - I only look forward (Rita Rudner Quotes) All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals (Rita Rudner Quotes) Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit (Rita Rudner Quotes) Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network. (Rita Rudner Quotes) If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good (Rita Rudner Quotes) When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always (Rita Rudner Quotes) Was in labor for 36 hours (Rita Rudner Quotes) I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved (Rita Rudner Quotes) Never take candy from strangers (Rita Rudner Quotes) Cats are a waste of fur (Rita Rudner Quotes) How can I have morning sickness when I don’t get up till noon? (Rita Rudner Quotes) Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly (Rita Rudner Quotes) I love to write jokes and that’s all I think about (Rita Rudner Quotes) I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight (Rita Rudner Quotes) In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk (Rita Rudner Quotes) Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people (Rita Rudner Quotes) All men would still really like to own a train set (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men who write love letters don’t live in this century (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men in high levels of government seldom surf (Rita Rudner Quotes) Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men don’t get cellulite. God might just be a man (Rita Rudner Quotes)

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