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Red Skelton Quotes

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner Picture Quote #1
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places Picture Quote #1
Today’s comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They’re shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter words to shock people Picture Quote #1
Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime Picture Quote #1
If by chance some day you’re not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I’ve said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled Picture Quote #1
Congress: Bingo with billions Picture Quote #1
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I left home because I was hungry Picture Quote #1
I only come to life when there are people watching Picture Quote #1
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory... I forget the other two Picture Quote #1
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner  (Red Skelton Quotes) Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places  (Red Skelton Quotes) Today’s comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They’re shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter words to shock people  (Red Skelton Quotes) Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime  (Red Skelton Quotes) If by chance some day you’re not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I’ve said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled  (Red Skelton Quotes) Congress: Bingo with billions  (Red Skelton Quotes) I left home because I was hungry  (Red Skelton Quotes) I only come to life when there are people watching  (Red Skelton Quotes) There are three signs of old age: loss of memory... I forget the other two  (Red Skelton Quotes)