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Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it’s not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner! Picture Quote #1

Goliath’s mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You’re always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner! Picture Quote #1

Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner! Picture Quote #1

Steven Spielberg’s mother, who said to E.T., I don’t care where you’re from, you’re here and you’re gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never got a dinner! Picture Quote #1

Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner! Picture Quote #1

Ben Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, We’d better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay! Never got a dinner! Picture Quote #1

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Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don’t want to go all the way Picture Quote #1

Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman? Picture Quote #1

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he’d get a Bloody Mary Picture Quote #1

William Tell’s son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, There’s gotta be an easier way to kill worms. Never got a dinner! Picture Quote #1

Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner! Picture Quote #1

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected Picture Quote #1

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There is only one goal. That’s to keep working and keep flossing Picture Quote #1

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping Picture Quote #1

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Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it’s not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner! (Red Buttons Quotes) Goliath’s mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You’re always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner! (Red Buttons Quotes) Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner! (Red Buttons Quotes) Steven Spielberg’s mother, who said to E.T., I don’t care where you’re from, you’re here and you’re gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never got a dinner! (Red Buttons Quotes) Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner! (Red Buttons Quotes) Ben Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, We’d better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay! Never got a dinner! (Red Buttons Quotes) Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don’t want to go all the way. (Red Buttons Quotes) Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman? (Red Buttons Quotes) When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he’d get a Bloody Mary. (Red Buttons Quotes) William Tell’s son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, There’s gotta be an easier way to kill worms. Never got a dinner! (Red Buttons Quotes) Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner! (Red Buttons Quotes) Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected (Red Buttons Quotes) There is only one goal. That’s to keep working and keep flossing (Red Buttons Quotes) I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping (Red Buttons Quotes)

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