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Randy Glasbergen Quotes

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He gave me a copy of The Declaration of Independence, then he got a tattoo that says Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death. I think my boyfriend wants his freedom  (Randy Glasbergen Quotes) These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I’m going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then, I’m going to write a novel and a symphony and give all the profits to charity. Then next month, I’ll figure out how to do it  (Randy Glasbergen Quotes) Thank you for calling customer service. If you’re calm and rational, press 1. If you’re a whiner, press 2. If you’re a hot head, press 3  (Randy Glasbergen Quotes) Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you’d like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times  (Randy Glasbergen Quotes) It’s called ‘reading’. It’s how people install new software into their brains  (Randy Glasbergen Quotes) I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then run around the house in my underwear screaming like a monkey.  (Randy Glasbergen Quotes) Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I’m being held  (Randy Glasbergen Quotes) What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?  (Randy Glasbergen Quotes)