|

|

Advertisements

Programming Quotes

Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming Picture Quote #1

It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature Picture Quote #1

There are two ways to write error - free programs; only the third one works Picture Quote #1

One man's constant is another man's variable Picture Quote #1

When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code Picture Quote #1

Programming is not a science. Programming is a craft Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

Talk is cheap. Show me the code Picture Quote #1

Any program is only as good as it is useful Picture Quote #1

Programming is much much harder than doing mathematics Picture Quote #1

In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn Picture Quote #1

My programming language was solder Picture Quote #1

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

Programming is an explanatory activity Picture Quote #1

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat Picture Quote #1

Programming in Basic causes brain damage Picture Quote #1

Programming is usually taught by examples Picture Quote #1

Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter what the circumstances Picture Quote #1

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live Picture Quote #1

You are not responsible for the programming you picked up in childhood. However, as an adult, you are one hundred percent responsible for fixing it Picture Quote #1

The outside conditions of your life do not make you feel either secure or insecure. One person may feel secure with practically no money at all, while another may feel insecure with a million dollars in the bank. Your feelings of security or insecurity are due to your emotional programming Picture Quote #1

Learning to code makes kids feel empowered, creative, and confident. If we want our young women to retain these traits into adulthood, a great option is to expose them to computer programming in their youth Picture Quote #1

Don’t blame me for the fact that competent programming, as I view it as an intellectual possibility, will be too difficult for the average programmer, you must not fall into the trap of rejecting a surgical technique because it is beyond the capabilities of the barber in his shop around the corner Picture Quote #1

Your mind is programmable – if you’re not programming your mind, someone else will program it for you Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

Whether you want to uncover the secrets of the universe, or you just want to pursue a career in the 21st century, basic computer programming is an essential skill to learn Picture Quote #1

Don’t take anything personally. Even when a situation seems so personal, even if others insult you directly, it has nothing to do with you. Their point of view and opinion come from all the programming they received growing up. When you take things personally, you feel offended and your reaction is to defend your beliefs and create conflict. You make something big out of something so little because you have the need to be right and make everybody else wrong Picture Quote #1

I really don’t like programming. I built this tool to program less so that I could just reuse code Picture Quote #1

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in Picture Quote #1

Consciousness is observing your thoughts and actions so that you can live from true choice in the present moment rather than being run by programming from the past Picture Quote #1

Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Advertisements

Text Quotes

Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming (Programming Quotes) It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature (Programming Quotes) There are two ways to write error - free programs; only the third one works (Programming Quotes) One man's constant is another man's variable (Programming Quotes) When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code (Programming Quotes) Programming is not a science. Programming is a craft (Programming Quotes) Talk is cheap. Show me the code (Programming Quotes) Any program is only as good as it is useful (Programming Quotes) Programming is much much harder than doing mathematics (Programming Quotes) In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn (Programming Quotes) My programming language was solder (Programming Quotes) Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life (Programming Quotes) Programming is an explanatory activity (Programming Quotes) Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat (Programming Quotes) Programming in Basic causes brain damage (Programming Quotes) Programming is usually taught by examples (Programming Quotes) Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter what the circumstances (Programming Quotes) Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code (Programming Quotes) Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live (Programming Quotes) You are not responsible for the programming you picked up in childhood. However, as an adult, you are one hundred percent responsible for fixing it (Programming Quotes) The outside conditions of your life do not make you feel either secure or insecure. One person may feel secure with practically no money at all, while another may feel insecure with a million dollars in the bank. Your feelings of security or insecurity are due to your emotional programming (Programming Quotes) Learning to code makes kids feel empowered, creative, and confident. If we want our young women to retain these traits into adulthood, a great option is to expose them to computer programming in their youth (Programming Quotes) Don’t blame me for the fact that competent programming, as I view it as an intellectual possibility, will be too difficult for the average programmer, you must not fall into the trap of rejecting a surgical technique because it is beyond the capabilities of the barber in his shop around the corner (Programming Quotes) Your mind is programmable – if you’re not programming your mind, someone else will program it for you (Programming Quotes) Whether you want to uncover the secrets of the universe, or you just want to pursue a career in the 21st century, basic computer programming is an essential skill to learn (Programming Quotes) Don’t take anything personally. Even when a situation seems so personal, even if others insult you directly, it has nothing to do with you. Their point of view and opinion come from all the programming they received growing up. When you take things personally, you feel offended and your reaction is to defend your beliefs and create conflict. You make something big out of something so little because you have the need to be right and make everybody else wrong (Programming Quotes) I really don’t like programming. I built this tool to program less so that I could just reuse code (Programming Quotes) If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in (Programming Quotes) Consciousness is observing your thoughts and actions so that you can live from true choice in the present moment rather than being run by programming from the past (Programming Quotes)