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Programmers Quotes

It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature Picture Quote #1
There are two ways to write error - free programs; only the third one works Picture Quote #1
When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code Picture Quote #1
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors Picture Quote #1
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live Picture Quote #1
Programmers can be lazy Picture Quote #1
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Laziness is a programmers main virtue Picture Quote #1
LISP programmers know the value of everything and the cost of nothing Picture Quote #1
Most kids are not dreaming of being programmers, scientists or engineers Picture Quote #1
Errors have occurred. We won’t tell you where or why. Lazy programmers Picture Quote #1
The genes are the master programmers, and they are programming for their lives Picture Quote #1
There are no standards for computer programmers and no group to certify them Picture Quote #1
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Great programmers learn how to program their tools, not just use them Picture Quote #1
The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future Picture Quote #1
C programmers never die. They are just cast into void Picture Quote #1
Programmers are as emotional and irrational as normal people Picture Quote #1
Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult Picture Quote #1
Good programmers know what’s beautiful and bad ones don’t Picture Quote #1
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The standard library saves programmers from having to reinvent the wheel Picture Quote #1
My duty as a teacher is to train, educate future programmers Picture Quote #1
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language Picture Quote #1
All great programmers learn the same way. They poke the box. They code something and see what the computer does. They change it and see what the computer does. They repeat the process again and again until they figure out how the box works Picture Quote #1
I will, in fact, claim that the difference between a bad programmer and a good one is whether he considers his code or his data structures more important. Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships Picture Quote #1
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late Picture Quote #1
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It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature  (Programmers Quotes) There are two ways to write error - free programs; only the third one works  (Programmers Quotes) When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code  (Programmers Quotes) All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors  (Programmers Quotes) Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live  (Programmers Quotes) Programmers can be lazy  (Programmers Quotes) Laziness is a programmers main virtue  (Programmers Quotes) LISP programmers know the value of everything and the cost of nothing  (Programmers Quotes) Most kids are not dreaming of being programmers, scientists or engineers  (Programmers Quotes) Errors have occurred. We won’t tell you where or why. Lazy programmers  (Programmers Quotes) The genes are the master programmers, and they are programming for their lives  (Programmers Quotes) There are no standards for computer programmers and no group to certify them  (Programmers Quotes) Great programmers learn how to program their tools, not just use them  (Programmers Quotes) The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future  (Programmers Quotes) C programmers never die. They are just cast into void  (Programmers Quotes) Programmers are as emotional and irrational as normal people  (Programmers Quotes) Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult  (Programmers Quotes) Good programmers know what’s beautiful and bad ones don’t  (Programmers Quotes) The standard library saves programmers from having to reinvent the wheel  (Programmers Quotes) My duty as a teacher is to train, educate future programmers  (Programmers Quotes) Real programmers can write assembly code in any language  (Programmers Quotes) All great programmers learn the same way. They poke the box. They code something and see what the computer does. They change it and see what the computer does. They repeat the process again and again until they figure out how the box works  (Programmers Quotes) I will, in fact, claim that the difference between a bad programmer and a good one is whether he considers his code or his data structures more important. Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships  (Programmers Quotes) The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late  (Programmers Quotes)