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Guns are like potato chips you can't have just one (Potato Quotes)
Reading one book is like eating one potato chip (Potato Quotes)
That awkward moment when you realize that this potato looks better in a bikini than you (Potato Quotes)
Marriage is the cold potato of love (Potato Quotes)
Eat your potato, Ricky! (Potato Quotes)
My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with (Potato Quotes)
Murder is like potato chips: you can’t stop with just one (Potato Quotes)
Look at that moon. Potato weather for sure (Potato Quotes)
When I’m done playing football, I just might be the couch potato dad (Potato Quotes)
If I had a partner who asked when I was going to the gym or commented that I was eating too much or asked if I really needed an extra potato, that would make me feel awful. It would be terrible (Potato Quotes)
I could sit toe to toe at a potato table with anybody (Potato Quotes)
Don’t slay that potato, let us be merciful please (Potato Quotes)
Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color. Fog is about the color of the insides of an old split wet summer cottage mattress; smog is the color and consistency of a wet potato chip soaked in a motorman’s glove (Potato Quotes)
I try to avoid barbecue potato chips. They’re my weakness (Potato Quotes)
I’m pretty much a couch potato (Potato Quotes)
Without the potato, the balance of European power might never have tilted north (Potato Quotes)
It is true that there comes a time when I do literally dream about McDonald’s. I dream of supermarkets and drug stores, potato chips and the Sunday morning paper. (Potato Quotes)
When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries (Potato Quotes)
Government bailouts are like potato chips: You can’t stop with just one (Potato Quotes)
In the southern half of the country perhaps no crop has larger possibilities for quick increase of production of food for both men and animals than the sweet potato (Potato Quotes)
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like a potato, the only good belonging to him is underground (Potato Quotes)
I despise formal restaurants. I find all of that formality to be very base and vile. I would much rather eat potato chips on the sidewalk (Potato Quotes)
I tend to eat things in fours. I’ll eat four nuts, four grapes, four chips at a time. I don’t know why. It’s not really a superstition. I don’t think anything bad will happen if I don’t, but three potato chips doesn’t seem right (Potato Quotes)
My family lived off the land and summer evening meals featured baked stuffed tomatoes, potato salad, corn on the cob, fresh shelled peas and homemade ice cream with strawberries from our garden. With no air conditioning in those days, the cool porch was the center of our universe after the scorching days (Potato Quotes)
A man who prides himself on his ancestry is like the potato plant, the best part of which is under ground (Potato Quotes)