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Petting Quotes

Saw you petting the neighbor's dog, want to tell me what that's all about? Picture Quote #1

You're done petting me when I say you're done Picture Quote #1

Petting is the study of the anatomy in braille Picture Quote #1

Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, and they pet you back Picture Quote #1

The voice was gentle, like a scalpel petting the short hairs of your throat Picture Quote #1

If you would have a boy to despise his mother, let her keep him at home, and spend her life in petting him up, and slaving to indulge his follies and caprices Picture Quote #1

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She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention Picture Quote #1

If there was any petting to be done... he chose to do it. Often he would sit looking at me, and then, moved by a delicate affection, come and pull at my coat and sleeve until he could touch my face with his nose, and then go away contented Picture Quote #1

A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I’ve seen them fornicate with a mail box Picture Quote #1

Some men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing the kids, and going to bed. Stay clear of it - it's often catching Picture Quote #1

When I was six years old, my parents took me to this farmers market with a petting zoo. They put me on a pony and, for some reason, it took off at a run and they had to chase it down. They tell me it was kind of traumatic Picture Quote #1

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer Picture Quote #1

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Magazines all too frequently lead to books and should be regarded by the prudent as the heavy petting of literature Picture Quote #1

Better to be the cat gazing coolly down from a high wall, its expression inscrutable. The cat that shunned petting, that needed no one. Why couldn’t she be that cat? Picture Quote #1

I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction... And the only customer Picture Quote #1

They say that a few minutes each day of petting your dog can raise your serotonin levels Picture Quote #1

Ask yourself: if I were a Chinese spy, why wouldn’t I have flown directly into Beijing? I could be living in a palace petting a phoenix by now Picture Quote #1

Neither the Church nor modern public opinion condemns petting, provided it stops short at a certain point Picture Quote #1

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Your deceit smells like a fake mustache. Nobody stole my facial hair. I shaved this morning and donated half of it to the Humane Society. The other half I kept for sentimental petting reasons Picture Quote #1

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Saw you petting the neighbor's dog, want to tell me what that's all about? (Petting Quotes) You're done petting me when I say you're done (Petting Quotes) Petting is the study of the anatomy in braille (Petting Quotes) Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, and they pet you back (Petting Quotes) The voice was gentle, like a scalpel petting the short hairs of your throat (Petting Quotes) If you would have a boy to despise his mother, let her keep him at home, and spend her life in petting him up, and slaving to indulge his follies and caprices (Petting Quotes) She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention (Petting Quotes) If there was any petting to be done... he chose to do it. Often he would sit looking at me, and then, moved by a delicate affection, come and pull at my coat and sleeve until he could touch my face with his nose, and then go away contented (Petting Quotes) A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I’ve seen them fornicate with a mail box (Petting Quotes) Some men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing the kids, and going to bed. Stay clear of it - it's often catching (Petting Quotes) When I was six years old, my parents took me to this farmers market with a petting zoo. They put me on a pony and, for some reason, it took off at a run and they had to chase it down. They tell me it was kind of traumatic (Petting Quotes) Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer (Petting Quotes) Magazines all too frequently lead to books and should be regarded by the prudent as the heavy petting of literature (Petting Quotes) Better to be the cat gazing coolly down from a high wall, its expression inscrutable. The cat that shunned petting, that needed no one. Why couldn’t she be that cat? (Petting Quotes) I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction... And the only customer (Petting Quotes) They say that a few minutes each day of petting your dog can raise your serotonin levels (Petting Quotes) Ask yourself: if I were a Chinese spy, why wouldn’t I have flown directly into Beijing? I could be living in a palace petting a phoenix by now. (Petting Quotes) Neither the Church nor modern public opinion condemns petting, provided it stops short at a certain point. (Petting Quotes) Your deceit smells like a fake mustache. Nobody stole my facial hair. I shaved this morning and donated half of it to the Humane Society. The other half I kept for sentimental petting reasons. (Petting Quotes)