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Penis Quotes

If you think I'm

I’m not sure who this woman is, but, apparently she knows you Picture Quote #1

Teenage boys be like Picture Quote #1

Girlfriend is angry Picture Quote #1

Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles Picture Quote #1

The road less traveled.. by every man in the history of ever Picture Quote #1

I want you to think about it long and hard. That’s what she said. Don’t, Don’t you dare Picture Quote #1

How to please a woman with 3 1/2 inches Picture Quote #1

Woman: How dare you! This is for the ladies! Barrymore: And so, madam, is this Picture Quote #1

Men renounce whatever they have in common with women so as to experience no commonality with women; and what is left, according to men, is one piece of flesh a few inches long, the penis. The penis is sensate; the penis is the man; the man is human; the penis signifies humanity Picture Quote #1

Now go to bed, you crazy night owl! You have to be at NASA early in the morning. So they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope Picture Quote #1

You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis Picture Quote #1

Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared Picture Quote #1

I’m the kinda guy that just needs to be slayin’ babes with my meat sword Picture Quote #1

Poetry, the genre of purest beauty, was born of a truncated woman: her head severed from her body with a sword, a symbolic penis Picture Quote #1

What is love anyway? From my new vantage point, I realize that love is nothing more than a messy conglomeration of need, desperation, fear of death and insecurity about penis size Picture Quote #1

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