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When I don't have to pee. When I have to pee  (Peeing Quotes) Excuse me... I have to pee pee  (Peeing Quotes) To pee or not to pee  (Peeing Quotes) My dog kept peeing in the closet. Never again  (Peeing Quotes) I’ll be peeing like a champion in no time  (Peeing Quotes) Don’t tell me it’s raining when you’re peeing on me!  (Peeing Quotes) Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?  (Peeing Quotes) It was in that garage that Alec worked, no longer wearing red bodices or peeing blue, but doing mysterious greasy things  (Peeing Quotes) Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings  (Peeing Quotes) Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth  (Peeing Quotes) Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start  (Peeing Quotes) There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool  (Peeing Quotes) I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl  (Peeing Quotes) I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ‘til you hear water  (Peeing Quotes) I wanted to be a poet. I had a really romantic idea about what that would mean. My parents knew some poets, and I liked how they dressed and acted, but I didn’t really acknowledge that I only liked reading some bits of poetry while I was peeing or something  (Peeing Quotes)