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Peanut Quotes

I’ve hung out in the writer’s room a few times, but the fact is we’ve got such a good writing staff, I don’t want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything Picture Quote #1

But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way! Picture Quote #1

Q: What’s the difference between a tweaker and an elephant?A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter Picture Quote #1

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter Picture Quote #1

When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich Picture Quote #1

Normal person's weekly chore list:1. Clean kitchen. 2. Clean bathroom. 3. Clean entire rest of domicile. Cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. Don't get peanut butter on sheets Picture Quote #1

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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex Picture Quote #1

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter Picture Quote #1

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich Picture Quote #1

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the taste out of a peanut butter sandwich Picture Quote #1

I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets Picture Quote #1

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I’ll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don’t recommend Picture Quote #1

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It’s much better to be a tribal writer, writing for all people and reflecting many voices through us, than to be a cloistered being trying to find one peanut of truth in our own individual mind. Become big and write with the whole world in your arms Picture Quote #1

Getting the first draft finished is like pushing a peanut with your nose across a very dirty floor Picture Quote #1

Normal person’s weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person’s weekly chore list: 1. don’t get peanut butter on sheets Picture Quote #1

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth Picture Quote #1

The trouble with remakes is that people fall in love with the original. It’s like peanut butter. If you try to change the taste of peanut butter, you’re in trouble Picture Quote #1

I never really ate greens, what I always did do was I always ate peanut butter and honey and I ate it all day. There’s not much nutritional value in that. I just love peanut butter and I love honey so I just put them together Picture Quote #1

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I’ve always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter Picture Quote #1

That son of a bitch was able to hole a putt over 60 feet of peanut brittle Picture Quote #1

It’s not the best between my family and me. There are so many crimes left unpunished, debts unpaid, white elephants in the middle of the room that no one will even offer a peanut to. We are in the red, emotionally speaking Picture Quote #1

What we need to do is stop global warming; that’s the only way to stop your peanut butter cups from melting. And if that doesn’t do the trick, then put them in the fridge. Or better yet, eat them Picture Quote #1

If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life Picture Quote #1

I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there’s just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked Picture Quote #1

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Examining the actual contents of my crying, I found a quailing sludge emotion, with a foul insecticide taste. If it was a peanut, you would spit it out. Yet I was indulging this toxic goo, giving it its head and letting it dictate my actions. People had every good reason to despise me Picture Quote #1

As we grow up, we are exposed to hate and greed and anger and jealousy and peanut brittle and all kinds of things, our subtly body erodes Picture Quote #1

I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what’s even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there Picture Quote #1

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I’ve hung out in the writer’s room a few times, but the fact is we’ve got such a good writing staff, I don’t want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything (Peanut Quotes) But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way! (Peanut Quotes) Q: What’s the difference between a tweaker and an elephant?A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter (Peanut Quotes) The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter (Peanut Quotes) When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (Peanut Quotes) Normal person's weekly chore list:1. Clean kitchen. 2. Clean bathroom. 3. Clean entire rest of domicile. Cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. Don't get peanut butter on sheets (Peanut Quotes) There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex (Peanut Quotes) The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter (Peanut Quotes) There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich (Peanut Quotes) There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the taste out of a peanut butter sandwich (Peanut Quotes) I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets (Peanut Quotes) What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I’ll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don’t recommend (Peanut Quotes) It’s much better to be a tribal writer, writing for all people and reflecting many voices through us, than to be a cloistered being trying to find one peanut of truth in our own individual mind. Become big and write with the whole world in your arms (Peanut Quotes) Getting the first draft finished is like pushing a peanut with your nose across a very dirty floor (Peanut Quotes) Normal person’s weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person’s weekly chore list: 1. don’t get peanut butter on sheets (Peanut Quotes) Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth (Peanut Quotes) The trouble with remakes is that people fall in love with the original. It’s like peanut butter. If you try to change the taste of peanut butter, you’re in trouble (Peanut Quotes) I never really ate greens, what I always did do was I always ate peanut butter and honey and I ate it all day. There’s not much nutritional value in that. I just love peanut butter and I love honey so I just put them together (Peanut Quotes) I’ve always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter (Peanut Quotes) That son of a bitch was able to hole a putt over 60 feet of peanut brittle (Peanut Quotes) It’s not the best between my family and me. There are so many crimes left unpunished, debts unpaid, white elephants in the middle of the room that no one will even offer a peanut to. We are in the red, emotionally speaking (Peanut Quotes) What we need to do is stop global warming; that’s the only way to stop your peanut butter cups from melting. And if that doesn’t do the trick, then put them in the fridge. Or better yet, eat them (Peanut Quotes) If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life (Peanut Quotes) I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there’s just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked (Peanut Quotes) Examining the actual contents of my crying, I found a quailing sludge emotion, with a foul insecticide taste. If it was a peanut, you would spit it out. Yet I was indulging this toxic goo, giving it its head and letting it dictate my actions. People had every good reason to despise me (Peanut Quotes) As we grow up, we are exposed to hate and greed and anger and jealousy and peanut brittle and all kinds of things, our subtly body erodes (Peanut Quotes) I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what’s even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there (Peanut Quotes)

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