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Paula Poundstone Quotes
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You know, in politics when you come in third, it’s a win (Paula Poundstone Quotes)
I hate it when my hair is engaged in unauthorized activities (Paula Poundstone Quotes)
The definition of adulthood is that you want to sleep (Paula Poundstone Quotes)
I get in fewer arguments when I’m alone (Paula Poundstone Quotes)
I think we need a 12-step group for non-stop talkers. We’re going to call it On and On Anon (Paula Poundstone Quotes)
I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge (Paula Poundstone Quotes)
I’m thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going (Paula Poundstone Quotes)
There are really only so many foods and so many ways you can prepare them (Paula Poundstone Quotes)
I love key lime pie, although it’s never made the proper way (Paula Poundstone Quotes)
Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas (Paula Poundstone Quotes)
I have a very silly sense of humor. I’ve never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe (Paula Poundstone Quotes)