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Patton Oswalt Quotes

I’m not familiar with the metric system Picture Quote #1
Like, my feelings on religion are starting to morph. I’m still very much an atheist, except that I don’t necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that’s a weird thing that I’m struggling with that seems to be offending both atheists and people that are religious Picture Quote #1
I hate all sidekicks Picture Quote #1
I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you Picture Quote #1
Knowing comedy is knowing human nature Picture Quote #1
Meal isn’t over when I’m full. Meal’s over when I hate myself Picture Quote #1
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I’m not familiar with the metric system  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Like, my feelings on religion are starting to morph. I’m still very much an atheist, except that I don’t necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that’s a weird thing that I’m struggling with that seems to be offending both atheists and people that are religious.  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I hate all sidekicks  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Knowing comedy is knowing human nature  (Patton Oswalt Quotes) Meal isn’t over when I’m full. Meal’s over when I hate myself  (Patton Oswalt Quotes)