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That's the last time Dan parked like an idiot at the office  (Parked Quotes) Hey man, am I driving ok? I think we're parked man  (Parked Quotes) I found the key to the universe in the engine of an old parked car  (Parked Quotes) A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running  (Parked Quotes) Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car  (Parked Quotes) I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe  (Parked Quotes) It is difficult to steer a parked car, so get moving  (Parked Quotes) It’s hard to steer a parked car  (Parked Quotes) Dogs don’t bark at parked cars  (Parked Quotes) One symbol of lack of democracy is to have cars parked on the sidewalk  (Parked Quotes) My worst habit is probably that I’m extremely messy. I’m a big scatter-brain - I’m always losing my car keys, or worse, forgetting where I parked my car in the car park.  (Parked Quotes) I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone  (Parked Quotes) I’ve parked my solo thing in a lay-by and jumped in another vehicle and I’m in that now  (Parked Quotes) There’s a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there’s an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house  (Parked Quotes) I did plenty of jobs that I hated. I was a bank teller and terrible at it. I parked cars, a valet. I answered phones. I somehow avoided being a waiter. I knew I wouldn’t be able to keep the order straight. I’m not much of a multi-tasker.  (Parked Quotes) Whenever I say I made a record in the garage, people just assume that I have, like, a Lear jet parked in there or something. But really there’s old luggage, a couple of bikes. It’s big enough to put one minivan in. That’s it. No dartboard. I’m so not macho.  (Parked Quotes) You can’t have the finest buildings if they’re not in focus. They become like nice cars parked on the street.  (Parked Quotes) The idea of 10 dimensions might sound exciting, but they would cause real problems if you forget where you parked your car  (Parked Quotes) The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year’s Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.  (Parked Quotes) As long as you are stationary, no one will complain. Dogs don’t bark at parked cars.  (Parked Quotes) I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It’s the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.  (Parked Quotes) I don’t need the water to be inspired. My stories inspire me, not the location of where I’m parked. And good thing, since I’ve had to finish books in airports, in the RV we used to have, the lake house, while on vacation, at home, in the kitchen when my office PC was on the fritz.  (Parked Quotes) Man, coaching is a hard job, and it requires a lot of time... I hear stories from coaches who tell me that players call them in the middle of the night not knowing where they parked their car. You are baby-sitting rich, spoiled kids... I don’t know where you parked your car!  (Parked Quotes) The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year’s Eve. And that was about 28 years ago  (Parked Quotes) We walk to the ward from the badly parked car with your grandma taking four short steps to our two. We have brought her here to die and we know it  (Parked Quotes) Too many children are being parked in substandard day care with workers who make little more than a parking attendant  (Parked Quotes) As long as you are stationary, no one will complain. Dogs don’t bark at parked cars  (Parked Quotes) In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place  (Parked Quotes) I guess what I always found funny was the human condition. There is a certain comedy and pathos to trouble and accidents. Like, when a driver has parked his car crookedly and then wonders why he has the bad luck of being hit  (Parked Quotes) A plague of snow, fluffy and dry before it hardens and grips the trees, the walls, and the cars parked haphazardly everywhere. When I walk to the little market a few blocks away, it feels like a test of endurance  (Parked Quotes)
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