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Pants Quotes

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price Picture Quote #1

I love my dad, although I’m definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him so much and I try to be really supportive of him Picture Quote #1

I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day Picture Quote #1

I haven’t been out of work since the day I took my pants off Picture Quote #1

I did everything by the seat of my pants. That’s why I got hurt so much Picture Quote #1

I was a chubby boy. My pants used to wear out in the middle, and it was because my legs used to rub together. I wasn’t obese, just chunky Picture Quote #1

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First it’s pretty tires. Next it’s pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you’re shaving your beard and wearing capri pants Picture Quote #1

The first time I walked into a library, I got so excited I almost wet my pants Picture Quote #1

I don’t think that’s the only thing he did in those pants Picture Quote #1

I’m addicted to something at all times. Like, it’s always music, but maybe sometimes it’s a pair of pants or something else. That’s just how my personality works Picture Quote #1

I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants Picture Quote #1

Everybody was wearing rhinestones, all those sparkly clothes, and cowboy boots. I decided to wear a black shirt and pants and see if I could get by with it. I did and I’ve worn black clothes ever since Picture Quote #1

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Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants Picture Quote #1

Weakness may excite tenderness, and gratify the arrogant pride of man; but the lordly caresses of a protector will not gratify a noble mind that pants for, and deserves to be respected. Fondness is a poor substitute for friendship Picture Quote #1

It’s a sponge and I’m a sponge and for a second there all our sponge parts are one and I don’t just have square pants, everything about me is squarish because I’m part of a wall Picture Quote #1

If I don’t have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on Picture Quote #1

I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time Picture Quote #1

Sometimes we just need a firm kick in the pants. An unsmiling expectation that if we mean all these wonderful things we talk about and sing about, then let’s see something to prove it Picture Quote #1

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No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants Picture Quote #1

The players have got to know that we are not firing by the seat of our pants Picture Quote #1

Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and when she is rambling on swiftly, push her into a ditch and run away Picture Quote #1

Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can’t even get into my own pants Picture Quote #1

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records Picture Quote #1

Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is Picture Quote #1

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You can’t assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she’s got herpes, I can’t afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees Picture Quote #1

I did everything by the seat of my pants. That’s why I got hurt so much Picture Quote #1

I definitely have hips, and I’m shorter, so I like to make my legs look longer. I’ll wear shorts or pants that elongate my legs. I’m not a tiny, skinny toothpick. I definitely like to show off my waist and my butt Picture Quote #1

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I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price (Pants Quotes) I love my dad, although I’m definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him so much and I try to be really supportive of him (Pants Quotes) I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day (Pants Quotes) I haven’t been out of work since the day I took my pants off (Pants Quotes) I did everything by the seat of my pants. That’s why I got hurt so much (Pants Quotes) I was a chubby boy. My pants used to wear out in the middle, and it was because my legs used to rub together. I wasn’t obese, just chunky (Pants Quotes) First it’s pretty tires. Next it’s pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you’re shaving your beard and wearing capri pants (Pants Quotes) The first time I walked into a library, I got so excited I almost wet my pants (Pants Quotes) I don’t think that’s the only thing he did in those pants (Pants Quotes) I’m addicted to something at all times. Like, it’s always music, but maybe sometimes it’s a pair of pants or something else. That’s just how my personality works (Pants Quotes) I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants (Pants Quotes) Everybody was wearing rhinestones, all those sparkly clothes, and cowboy boots. I decided to wear a black shirt and pants and see if I could get by with it. I did and I’ve worn black clothes ever since (Pants Quotes) Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants (Pants Quotes) Weakness may excite tenderness, and gratify the arrogant pride of man; but the lordly caresses of a protector will not gratify a noble mind that pants for, and deserves to be respected. Fondness is a poor substitute for friendship (Pants Quotes) It’s a sponge and I’m a sponge and for a second there all our sponge parts are one and I don’t just have square pants, everything about me is squarish because I’m part of a wall (Pants Quotes) If I don’t have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on (Pants Quotes) I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time (Pants Quotes) Sometimes we just need a firm kick in the pants. An unsmiling expectation that if we mean all these wonderful things we talk about and sing about, then let’s see something to prove it (Pants Quotes) No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants (Pants Quotes) The players have got to know that we are not firing by the seat of our pants (Pants Quotes) Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and when she is rambling on swiftly, push her into a ditch and run away (Pants Quotes) Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can’t even get into my own pants (Pants Quotes) I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records (Pants Quotes) Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is. (Pants Quotes) You can’t assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she’s got herpes, I can’t afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees. (Pants Quotes) I did everything by the seat of my pants. That’s why I got hurt so much. (Pants Quotes) I definitely have hips, and I’m shorter, so I like to make my legs look longer. I’ll wear shorts or pants that elongate my legs. I’m not a tiny, skinny toothpick. I definitely like to show off my waist and my butt. (Pants Quotes)

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