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P J ORourke Quotes

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them Picture Quote #1

I read good. I was an English major Picture Quote #1

I am unboreable in the great outdoors Picture Quote #1

Ending wars is very simple if you surrender Picture Quote #1

Why is Iraq so easy to harm and so hard to help? Picture Quote #1

A lot of things work better in a locomotive Picture Quote #1

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I believe in God. God created the world Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to be serious in life Picture Quote #1

I bought my first house because of Animal House Picture Quote #1

All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done Picture Quote #1

Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail Picture Quote #1

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college Picture Quote #1

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Never wear anything that panics the cat Picture Quote #1

Never fight an inanimate object Picture Quote #1

There are just two rules of governance in a free society: Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself Picture Quote #1

Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks Picture Quote #1

War is a great asshole magnet Picture Quote #1

The three branches of government number considerably more than three and are not, in any sense, ‘branches’ since that would imply that there is something they are all attached to besides self-aggrandizement and our pocketbooks. ... Government is not a machine with parts; it’s an organism. When does an intestine quit being an intestine and start becoming an asshole? Picture Quote #1

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Everybody with a gun has a checkpoint in Lebanon. And in Lebanon, you’d be crazy not to have a gun. Though, I assure you, all the crazy people have guns, too Picture Quote #1

Earnestness is just stupidity sent to college Picture Quote #1

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college Picture Quote #1

Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum Picture Quote #1

You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money Picture Quote #1

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is Picture Quote #1

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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them (P J ORourke Quotes) I read good. I was an English major (P J ORourke Quotes) I am unboreable in the great outdoors (P J ORourke Quotes) Ending wars is very simple if you surrender (P J ORourke Quotes) Why is Iraq so easy to harm and so hard to help? (P J ORourke Quotes) A lot of things work better in a locomotive (P J ORourke Quotes) I believe in God. God created the world. (P J ORourke Quotes) It’s hard to be serious in life (P J ORourke Quotes) I bought my first house because of Animal House (P J ORourke Quotes) All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done (P J ORourke Quotes) Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail (P J ORourke Quotes) Seriousness is stupidity sent to college (P J ORourke Quotes) Never wear anything that panics the cat (P J ORourke Quotes) Never fight an inanimate object (P J ORourke Quotes) There are just two rules of governance in a free society: Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself (P J ORourke Quotes) Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks (P J ORourke Quotes) War is a great asshole magnet (P J ORourke Quotes) The three branches of government number considerably more than three and are not, in any sense, ‘branches’ since that would imply that there is something they are all attached to besides self-aggrandizement and our pocketbooks. ... Government is not a machine with parts; it’s an organism. When does an intestine quit being an intestine and start becoming an asshole? (P J ORourke Quotes) Everybody with a gun has a checkpoint in Lebanon. And in Lebanon, you’d be crazy not to have a gun. Though, I assure you, all the crazy people have guns, too. (P J ORourke Quotes) Earnestness is just stupidity sent to college (P J ORourke Quotes) Earnestness is stupidity sent to college (P J ORourke Quotes) Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum (P J ORourke Quotes) You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money (P J ORourke Quotes) Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is (P J ORourke Quotes)