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Offensive Quotes

I think some people just don’t know that much about comedy. It would be like a person who didn’t know anything about football thinking all offensive linemen are the same Picture Quote #1

The gospel is good news to those who know they don’t measure up. It’s offensive to those who think they do Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states Picture Quote #1

Individuals because of their identity can’t render an impartial judgment is just deeply offensive and contrary to all the ideals of the judicial system that we value Picture Quote #1

If that were a winning argument, Donald Trump could get anybody off the bench on his cases by just something deeply offensive based on their background Picture Quote #1

Nothing’s more offensive than asking if I’m on my period while I’m on my period Picture Quote #1

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Madonna reinforces everything absurd and offensive. Desperate womanhood. Madonna is closer to organized prostitution than anything else Picture Quote #1

You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat Picture Quote #1

The main reason I don’t have friends is, I don’t know the difference between being sarcastic and being offensive Picture Quote #1

People misinterpret what I say all the time: They think I’m being offensive, when really, I’m only being opinionated Picture Quote #1

People ask me, ‘Have you ever considered doing stand-up?’ To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, ‘Have you ever considered dental implants?’ Picture Quote #1

It’s becoming less and less the National Security Agency and more and more the national surveillance agency. It’s gaining more offensive powers with each passing year Picture Quote #1

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The piety of the Hebrew prophets purges their grossness. The circumcision is an example of the power of poetry to raise the low and offensive Picture Quote #1

Our friends can’t trust us anymore. You know, Ukraine was a nuclear-armed state. They gave away their nuclear arms with the understanding that we would protect them. We won’t even give them offensive weapons Picture Quote #1

My show is an adult comedy show, but it isn’t offensive. Your kids could listen to it, even though I hope they wouldn’t ‘get’ most of it. But I get a lot of fan mail from soccer moms saying ‘I love having your CD because I can listen to it with my kids in the car.’ Picture Quote #1

Many company policies restrict use of E-mail, limit access to offensive Web sites and prohibit disclosure of confidential information. Few policies, if any, directly address personal Web pages Picture Quote #1

Offensive acts come back upon the evil doer, like dust that is thrown against the wind Picture Quote #1

Obama’s drone program, in fact, amounts to the largest unmanned aerial offensive ever conducted in military history: never have so few killed so many by remote control Picture Quote #1

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A master salesman is one who takes the offensive and never the defensive sale of an argument, if argument arises Picture Quote #1

Why wouldn’t an enhanced deterrent, a more stable peace, a better prospect to denying the ones who enter conflict in the first place to have a reduction of offensive systems and an introduction to defensive capability. I believe that is the route this country will eventually go Picture Quote #1

I’m going to make a statement that you might not believe; you might even find it offensive. Fortunately, its not just my opinion; I got it from the apostle Paul who picked it up from Jesus - so don’t get upset with me! Here it is: You haven’t fully preached the Gospel of Christ if you haven’t done it with miracles, signs, and wonders Picture Quote #1

I find pop art really offensive because it’s taking a piece of popular culture and putting it somewhere where people can’t see it Picture Quote #1

Nuclear scientists lost their innocence when we used the atom bomb for the very first time. So we could argue computer scientists lost their innocence in 2009 when we started using malware as an offensive attack weapon Picture Quote #1

People who attack biography choose as their models vulgar and offensive biography. You could equally attack novels or poems by choosing bad poems or novels Picture Quote #1

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As an offensive lineman, having spatial awareness is key: understanding where the quarterback is going to be and understanding what the defensive end might do depending on the play we’re running Picture Quote #1

The line between humor and bad taste is your audience, in which some people will find everything offensive, and some people will find nothing offensive, but the truth is that most humor originates in what would be called bad taste Picture Quote #1

Being an offensive lineman, you always have the mindset of being an unsung hero - a lot of the people who look at the game follow the ball Picture Quote #1

Our offensive philosophy is to simply find a way to get the ball into the hands of our team’s best player Picture Quote #1

You take all the offensive linemen and put them in a burlap bag, and then you take a baseball bat and beat on the bag. You’re sacking them. You’re bagging them. And that’s what you’re doing with a quarterback Picture Quote #1

Of course, I believe that Mike Piazza is probably the greatest offensive catcher in the history of baseball, only got over 50%. Johnny Bench is the best catcher in the history of baseball, but Piazza has all the record for catchers as far as offensively Picture Quote #1

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I think some people just don’t know that much about comedy. It would be like a person who didn’t know anything about football thinking all offensive linemen are the same (Offensive Quotes) The gospel is good news to those who know they don’t measure up. It’s offensive to those who think they do (Offensive Quotes) You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states (Offensive Quotes) Individuals because of their identity can’t render an impartial judgment is just deeply offensive and contrary to all the ideals of the judicial system that we value (Offensive Quotes) If that were a winning argument, Donald Trump could get anybody off the bench on his cases by just something deeply offensive based on their background (Offensive Quotes) Nothing’s more offensive than asking if I’m on my period while I’m on my period (Offensive Quotes) Madonna reinforces everything absurd and offensive. Desperate womanhood. Madonna is closer to organized prostitution than anything else (Offensive Quotes) You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat (Offensive Quotes) The main reason I don’t have friends is, I don’t know the difference between being sarcastic and being offensive (Offensive Quotes) People misinterpret what I say all the time: They think I’m being offensive, when really, I’m only being opinionated (Offensive Quotes) People ask me, ‘Have you ever considered doing stand-up?’ To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, ‘Have you ever considered dental implants?’ (Offensive Quotes) It’s becoming less and less the National Security Agency and more and more the national surveillance agency. It’s gaining more offensive powers with each passing year (Offensive Quotes) The piety of the Hebrew prophets purges their grossness. The circumcision is an example of the power of poetry to raise the low and offensive (Offensive Quotes) Our friends can’t trust us anymore. You know, Ukraine was a nuclear-armed state. They gave away their nuclear arms with the understanding that we would protect them. We won’t even give them offensive weapons (Offensive Quotes) My show is an adult comedy show, but it isn’t offensive. Your kids could listen to it, even though I hope they wouldn’t ‘get’ most of it. But I get a lot of fan mail from soccer moms saying ‘I love having your CD because I can listen to it with my kids in the car.’ (Offensive Quotes) Many company policies restrict use of E-mail, limit access to offensive Web sites and prohibit disclosure of confidential information. Few policies, if any, directly address personal Web pages (Offensive Quotes) Offensive acts come back upon the evil doer, like dust that is thrown against the wind (Offensive Quotes) Obama’s drone program, in fact, amounts to the largest unmanned aerial offensive ever conducted in military history: never have so few killed so many by remote control. (Offensive Quotes) A master salesman is one who takes the offensive and never the defensive sale of an argument, if argument arises. (Offensive Quotes) Why wouldn’t an enhanced deterrent, a more stable peace, a better prospect to denying the ones who enter conflict in the first place to have a reduction of offensive systems and an introduction to defensive capability. I believe that is the route this country will eventually go. (Offensive Quotes) I’m going to make a statement that you might not believe; you might even find it offensive. Fortunately, its not just my opinion; I got it from the apostle Paul who picked it up from Jesus - so don’t get upset with me! Here it is: You haven’t fully preached the Gospel of Christ if you haven’t done it with miracles, signs, and wonders. (Offensive Quotes) I find pop art really offensive because it’s taking a piece of popular culture and putting it somewhere where people can’t see it. (Offensive Quotes) Nuclear scientists lost their innocence when we used the atom bomb for the very first time. So we could argue computer scientists lost their innocence in 2009 when we started using malware as an offensive attack weapon. (Offensive Quotes) People who attack biography choose as their models vulgar and offensive biography. You could equally attack novels or poems by choosing bad poems or novels. (Offensive Quotes) As an offensive lineman, having spatial awareness is key: understanding where the quarterback is going to be and understanding what the defensive end might do depending on the play we’re running. (Offensive Quotes) The line between humor and bad taste is your audience, in which some people will find everything offensive, and some people will find nothing offensive, but the truth is that most humor originates in what would be called bad taste. (Offensive Quotes) Being an offensive lineman, you always have the mindset of being an unsung hero - a lot of the people who look at the game follow the ball. (Offensive Quotes) Our offensive philosophy is to simply find a way to get the ball into the hands of our team’s best player. (Offensive Quotes) You take all the offensive linemen and put them in a burlap bag, and then you take a baseball bat and beat on the bag. You’re sacking them. You’re bagging them. And that’s what you’re doing with a quarterback. (Offensive Quotes) Of course, I believe that Mike Piazza is probably the greatest offensive catcher in the history of baseball, only got over 50%. Johnny Bench is the best catcher in the history of baseball, but Piazza has all the record for catchers as far as offensively. (Offensive Quotes)

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