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Oatmeal Quotes

You have to eat oatmeal or you’ll dry up. Anybody knows that Picture Quote #1

Fairy dust is very useful. I use it to turn oatmeal into cake Picture Quote #1

When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats Picture Quote #1

The word rattled in my head like rocks in an oatmeal box Picture Quote #1

If you’re craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won’t do Picture Quote #1

Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won Picture Quote #1

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I like egg white omelets with veggies, or oatmeal with almonds and fruit Picture Quote #1

Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in Picture Quote #1

You have to eat oatmeal or you’ll dry up. Anybody knows that Picture Quote #1

My wife gets pampered pretty well. She’s had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning Picture Quote #1

I had long ago discovered that when a word or formula refused to come to mind the best thing for it was to think of something else: tigers for instance or oatmeal. Then when the fugitive word was least expecting it I would suddenly turn the full blaze of my attention back onto it catching the culprit in the beam of my mental torch before it could sneak off again into the darkness Picture Quote #1

The prayers we weave into the matching of socks, the stirring of oatmeal, the reading of stories, they survive fire Picture Quote #1

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Oatmeal tastes so good on its own, you don’t even need to add sugar Picture Quote #1

Nice writing isn’t enough. It isn’t enough to have smooth and pretty language. You have to surprise the reader frequently, you can’t just be nice all the time. Provoke the reader. Astonish the reader. Writing that has no surprises is as bland as oatmeal. Surprise the reader with the unexpected verb or adjective. Use one startling adjective per page Picture Quote #1

Life is lumpy. And a lump in the oatmeal, a lump in the throat, and a lump in a breast are not the same lump. One should learn the difference Picture Quote #1

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You have to eat oatmeal or you’ll dry up. Anybody knows that (Oatmeal Quotes) Fairy dust is very useful. I use it to turn oatmeal into cake (Oatmeal Quotes) When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats (Oatmeal Quotes) The word rattled in my head like rocks in an oatmeal box (Oatmeal Quotes) If you’re craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won’t do (Oatmeal Quotes) Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won (Oatmeal Quotes) I like egg white omelets with veggies, or oatmeal with almonds and fruit (Oatmeal Quotes) Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in (Oatmeal Quotes) You have to eat oatmeal or you’ll dry up. Anybody knows that. (Oatmeal Quotes) My wife gets pampered pretty well. She’s had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning. (Oatmeal Quotes) I had long ago discovered that when a word or formula refused to come to mind the best thing for it was to think of something else: tigers for instance or oatmeal. Then when the fugitive word was least expecting it I would suddenly turn the full blaze of my attention back onto it catching the culprit in the beam of my mental torch before it could sneak off again into the darkness (Oatmeal Quotes) The prayers we weave into the matching of socks, the stirring of oatmeal, the reading of stories, they survive fire (Oatmeal Quotes) Oatmeal tastes so good on its own, you don’t even need to add sugar (Oatmeal Quotes) Nice writing isn’t enough. It isn’t enough to have smooth and pretty language. You have to surprise the reader frequently, you can’t just be nice all the time. Provoke the reader. Astonish the reader. Writing that has no surprises is as bland as oatmeal. Surprise the reader with the unexpected verb or adjective. Use one startling adjective per page (Oatmeal Quotes) Life is lumpy. And a lump in the oatmeal, a lump in the throat, and a lump in a breast are not the same lump. One should learn the difference (Oatmeal Quotes)