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Nuns Quotes

No, I’m just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns Picture Quote #1

I admire certain priests and nuns who go off on their own and do God's work on their own, who help in the ghettos, but as far as the institution of the church is concerned, I think it is despicable Picture Quote #1

I am a person whose father had no religion but who went to the nuns for a couple of years. And I think I’m the same: On one hand, I pray; on the other hand, I don’t believe. I am constantly between the two Picture Quote #1

I still have a problem with nuns. I follow them around like a kitten with a ball of yarn. After a while, all my characters become very close friends Picture Quote #1

I was the girl who nobody thought would ever get married. I was going to be a fashion nun the rest of my life. There are generations of them, those fashion nuns, living, eating, breathing clothes Picture Quote #1

Maybe I wanted children, maybe I didn’t, but I wanted the decision to be a choice, not a mandate. Last time I checked, childlessness was only supposed to be a condition of career advancement for nuns Picture Quote #1

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You don’t have a soul, so you can’t be baptized. All animals are like that. I think it’s unfair and sometimes I don’t believe it. After all, what would heaven be without birds or dogs or horses? And what about trees and flowers? They don’t have souls either. Does that mean heaven looks like a cement parking lot? I suppose this is what the nuns call a theological problem Picture Quote #1

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you’re a nun. Jesus can’t dump nuns Picture Quote #1

I know what nuns are, kind of. It’s just I never saw one. I didn’t know they looked like penguins Picture Quote #1

The nuns taught me that the best thing you can do in life when things get difficult is to work Picture Quote #1

I was educated by the nuns. Guilt and discipline? combine those and you’ll be pretty productive Picture Quote #1

I do have a lot of deep religious iconography. I have crosses all over my house, and there’s something very attractive about seeing nuns walking down the street. It’s not a sexual thing for me; I know it is for some guys Picture Quote #1

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Nuns fret not at their convent’s narrow room; And hermits are contented with their cells Picture Quote #1

There are techniques of Buddhism, such as meditation, that anyone can adopt. And, of course, there are Christian monks and nuns who already use Buddhist methods in order to develop their devotion, compassion, and ability to forgive Picture Quote #1

I mean, I knew I wasn’t a nice person, but what did I do in my past life to deserve this? I must have hit a bus full of nuns while driving a stolen car on my way to selling drugs to schoolchildren! Picture Quote #1

For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy Picture Quote #1

A number of girls of my acquaintance went to school to the nuns of the Congregational Nunnery, or Sisters of Charity, as they are sometimes called Picture Quote #1

We were kept at work, and permitted to speak with each other only on such subjects as related to the Convent, and all in the hearing of the old nuns who sat by us Picture Quote #1

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If there is anyone who’s living the work of the New Testament, it’s the nuns of the Catholic church and not the Catholic hierarchy Picture Quote #1

Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh Picture Quote #1

There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood Picture Quote #1

If it were true that children mimicked their teachers, you’d sure have a helluva lot more nuns running around Picture Quote #1

I don’t think that necessarily I was encouraged by the nuns and the priest to consider alternate possibilities to the universe Picture Quote #1

Not wanting anyone to pop my bubble by speaking to me, I immediately began reading Lesbian Nuns, and that did the trick. No one attempted small talk Picture Quote #1

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The picture of Mother Teresa that I remember from my childhood is of a short, sari-wearing woman scurrying down a red gravel path between manicured lawns. She would have in tow one or two slower-footed, sari-clad young Indian nuns. We thought her a freak. Probably wed picked up on unvoiced opinions of our Loreto nuns Picture Quote #1

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No, I’m just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns (Nuns Quotes) I admire certain priests and nuns who go off on their own and do God's work on their own, who help in the ghettos, but as far as the institution of the church is concerned, I think it is despicable (Nuns Quotes) I am a person whose father had no religion but who went to the nuns for a couple of years. And I think I’m the same: On one hand, I pray; on the other hand, I don’t believe. I am constantly between the two (Nuns Quotes) I still have a problem with nuns. I follow them around like a kitten with a ball of yarn. After a while, all my characters become very close friends (Nuns Quotes) I was the girl who nobody thought would ever get married. I was going to be a fashion nun the rest of my life. There are generations of them, those fashion nuns, living, eating, breathing clothes (Nuns Quotes) Maybe I wanted children, maybe I didn’t, but I wanted the decision to be a choice, not a mandate. Last time I checked, childlessness was only supposed to be a condition of career advancement for nuns (Nuns Quotes) You don’t have a soul, so you can’t be baptized. All animals are like that. I think it’s unfair and sometimes I don’t believe it. After all, what would heaven be without birds or dogs or horses? And what about trees and flowers? They don’t have souls either. Does that mean heaven looks like a cement parking lot? I suppose this is what the nuns call a theological problem (Nuns Quotes) Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you’re a nun. Jesus can’t dump nuns (Nuns Quotes) I know what nuns are, kind of. It’s just I never saw one. I didn’t know they looked like penguins (Nuns Quotes) The nuns taught me that the best thing you can do in life when things get difficult is to work (Nuns Quotes) I was educated by the nuns. Guilt and discipline? combine those and you’ll be pretty productive (Nuns Quotes) I do have a lot of deep religious iconography. I have crosses all over my house, and there’s something very attractive about seeing nuns walking down the street. It’s not a sexual thing for me; I know it is for some guys (Nuns Quotes) Nuns fret not at their convent’s narrow room; And hermits are contented with their cells (Nuns Quotes) There are techniques of Buddhism, such as meditation, that anyone can adopt. And, of course, there are Christian monks and nuns who already use Buddhist methods in order to develop their devotion, compassion, and ability to forgive (Nuns Quotes) I mean, I knew I wasn’t a nice person, but what did I do in my past life to deserve this? I must have hit a bus full of nuns while driving a stolen car on my way to selling drugs to schoolchildren! (Nuns Quotes) For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy (Nuns Quotes) A number of girls of my acquaintance went to school to the nuns of the Congregational Nunnery, or Sisters of Charity, as they are sometimes called (Nuns Quotes) We were kept at work, and permitted to speak with each other only on such subjects as related to the Convent, and all in the hearing of the old nuns who sat by us (Nuns Quotes) If there is anyone who’s living the work of the New Testament, it’s the nuns of the Catholic church and not the Catholic hierarchy (Nuns Quotes) Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh (Nuns Quotes) There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood (Nuns Quotes) If it were true that children mimicked their teachers, you’d sure have a helluva lot more nuns running around (Nuns Quotes) I don’t think that necessarily I was encouraged by the nuns and the priest to consider alternate possibilities to the universe (Nuns Quotes) Not wanting anyone to pop my bubble by speaking to me, I immediately began reading Lesbian Nuns, and that did the trick. No one attempted small talk (Nuns Quotes) The picture of Mother Teresa that I remember from my childhood is of a short, sari-wearing woman scurrying down a red gravel path between manicured lawns. She would have in tow one or two slower-footed, sari-clad young Indian nuns. We thought her a freak. Probably wed picked up on unvoiced opinions of our Loreto nuns (Nuns Quotes)

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