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I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That’s not funny (Not Funny Quotes)
It's not funny when you're next (Not Funny Quotes)
I was being chased by a giant crab. That’s not funny (Not Funny Quotes)
If it bends, it’s funny; if it breaks, it’s not funny (Not Funny Quotes)
You’re not funny and nobody likes you! (Not Funny Quotes)
The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me (Not Funny Quotes)
Not funny ha ha, funny weird (Not Funny Quotes)
These jokes the world plays, they’re not funny at all (Not Funny Quotes)
What’s politically correct a lot of times is not funny (Not Funny Quotes)
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny (Not Funny Quotes)
A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk (Not Funny Quotes)
That’s not funny (Not Funny Quotes)
If I don’t offend somebody, then I’m probably not funny (Not Funny Quotes)
Violence is not funny (Not Funny Quotes)
I'm not funny. What I am is brave (Not Funny Quotes)
Mental illness is not funny (Not Funny Quotes)
If it’s dirty, it’s not funny, but if it’s funny, it’s not dirty (Not Funny Quotes)
If boys say something that’s not funny, you don’t have to laugh (Not Funny Quotes)
Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy (Not Funny Quotes)
Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows (Not Funny Quotes)
When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive part of a person’s sensibility. It’s an almost impossible thing to teach anyone, which leads me to believe that it’s intuitive (Not Funny Quotes)
Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child’s tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It’s not funny and it’s not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn’t the least bit funny (Not Funny Quotes)
Time will mellow it, make it a moment for laughter. But now it was not funny, now I did not laugh. It was not the future, it was the present. It was too vivid and too real (Not Funny Quotes)