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Nick Offerman Quotes

The fact that I have a job that people even watch is an incredible gift Picture Quote #1

The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters Picture Quote #1

I’ve split my life between a few different disciplines Picture Quote #1

Just stand up for your principals and be loyal to your friends and family Picture Quote #1

Don’t use barbiturates before going on stage. And be honest Picture Quote #1

It’s taken me a lot of years to peel away my own layers Picture Quote #1

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Technically, we’re all half centaur Picture Quote #1

Whatever it is you like to do, that’s the sexiest part of you Picture Quote #1

The quest for the next key art awards begins with tomorrow’s hangover Picture Quote #1

I won’t read a new graphic comic novel until the writer has completed the entire series. I got burned a few times when I got turned on to a book, plowed through it only to find out the author was in the middle of writing the next Picture Quote #1

I think that purity creates not only a higher level of artistic vision but a purer work ethic Picture Quote #1

Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people Picture Quote #1

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I was drinking a lot of bourbon. I was miserable. I was starting to get work, but it wasn’t remotely satisfying. It was garbage compared to the theater I was doing Picture Quote #1

When I was in high school, I would perform every year in those plays and there was something I really loved about it. But I was completely unaware that you could sort of get into an acting career Picture Quote #1

I always drastically changed my look for each role. It’s gotten a little tedious in real life, also, because there’s no hiding Picture Quote #1

No one will ever ask me to sing because it’s beautiful. My secret is hiding my musicianship behind humor Picture Quote #1

I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon Picture Quote #1

I also grew up building theatrical scenery. I spent many years building scenery as a large part of my income and that allowed me to really develop my shop skills Picture Quote #1

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My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can’t think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent Picture Quote #1

I’ve learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn’t do anybody any good Picture Quote #1

I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn’t really strict with myself, I’d weigh 300 pounds. I’m not good with moderation Picture Quote #1

I come from a family of fishermen. Fishing is very important to us. We don’t hunt. We’re not gun folk Picture Quote #1

I always had a lot of confidence in my work and the unique flavor I like to bring to my characters, but you know I’m not a huge dreamer Picture Quote #1

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And what we’ve lost sight of is that performing manual labor with your hands is one of the most incredibly satisfying and positive things you can do Picture Quote #1

We realized that the world of popular culture had been creating the perfect candidate for many years: the female champion of the universe Picture Quote #1

If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt Picture Quote #1

Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it Picture Quote #1

Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something! Picture Quote #1

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man, fishing’s not that hard Picture Quote #1

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The fact that I have a job that people even watch is an incredible gift (Nick Offerman Quotes) The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters (Nick Offerman Quotes) I’ve split my life between a few different disciplines (Nick Offerman Quotes) Just stand up for your principals and be loyal to your friends and family (Nick Offerman Quotes) Don’t use barbiturates before going on stage. And be honest (Nick Offerman Quotes) It’s taken me a lot of years to peel away my own layers (Nick Offerman Quotes) Technically, we’re all half centaur (Nick Offerman Quotes) Whatever it is you like to do, that’s the sexiest part of you (Nick Offerman Quotes) The quest for the next key art awards begins with tomorrow’s hangover (Nick Offerman Quotes) I won’t read a new graphic comic novel until the writer has completed the entire series. I got burned a few times when I got turned on to a book, plowed through it only to find out the author was in the middle of writing the next (Nick Offerman Quotes) I think that purity creates not only a higher level of artistic vision but a purer work ethic (Nick Offerman Quotes) Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people (Nick Offerman Quotes) I was drinking a lot of bourbon. I was miserable. I was starting to get work, but it wasn’t remotely satisfying. It was garbage compared to the theater I was doing (Nick Offerman Quotes) When I was in high school, I would perform every year in those plays and there was something I really loved about it. But I was completely unaware that you could sort of get into an acting career (Nick Offerman Quotes) I always drastically changed my look for each role. It’s gotten a little tedious in real life, also, because there’s no hiding (Nick Offerman Quotes) No one will ever ask me to sing because it’s beautiful. My secret is hiding my musicianship behind humor (Nick Offerman Quotes) I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon (Nick Offerman Quotes) I also grew up building theatrical scenery. I spent many years building scenery as a large part of my income and that allowed me to really develop my shop skills (Nick Offerman Quotes) My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can’t think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities (Nick Offerman Quotes) It’s funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent (Nick Offerman Quotes) I’ve learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn’t do anybody any good (Nick Offerman Quotes) I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn’t really strict with myself, I’d weigh 300 pounds. I’m not good with moderation (Nick Offerman Quotes) I come from a family of fishermen. Fishing is very important to us. We don’t hunt. We’re not gun folk (Nick Offerman Quotes) I always had a lot of confidence in my work and the unique flavor I like to bring to my characters, but you know I’m not a huge dreamer (Nick Offerman Quotes) And what we’ve lost sight of is that performing manual labor with your hands is one of the most incredibly satisfying and positive things you can do (Nick Offerman Quotes) We realized that the world of popular culture had been creating the perfect candidate for many years: the female champion of the universe (Nick Offerman Quotes) If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt (Nick Offerman Quotes) Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it (Nick Offerman Quotes) Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something! (Nick Offerman Quotes) Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man, fishing’s not that hard (Nick Offerman Quotes)

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