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My Wife Quotes

I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife’s brother Picture Quote #1

My wife said she’d never heard me singing in the bath until last week Picture Quote #1

Who was that lady I saw you with last night? She ain’t no lady; she’s my wife Picture Quote #1

Trying to describe what I do in prayer would be like telling the world how I make love to my wife Picture Quote #1

I am a illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get Picture Quote #1

I’m not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife Picture Quote #1

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My favorite meal to make is seared ahi, and my wife does the most amazing pear salad Picture Quote #1

My e-mail address is actually my wife’s e-mail address. I actually hate computers Picture Quote #1

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said ‘yes’ to divorce Picture Quote #1

I’m from Canada and my wife is from St. Albans, so I feel a great kinship with the Brits Picture Quote #1

Lynn, my wife, would very much appreciate if I had a talent for anything besides music Picture Quote #1

The only way I get back to my center is either by talking to my wife or by spending time by myself Picture Quote #1

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My main reader was my wife Sheila, and I haven’t written a lot since she died Picture Quote #1

Always accepting the greatest joy of all is the time that I get to spend with my wife Picture Quote #1

This year I’m going to shop for my wife as if she were my mistress Picture Quote #1

Since I left basketball, and my wife, it’s been a glorious feast of lovemaking Picture Quote #1

My toughest fight was with my first wife Picture Quote #1

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did Picture Quote #1

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I am always thinking about writing music; my wife is constantly asking me: ‘Is there any way you can turn off the music part of your brain for a minute?’ but I really can’t! It’s my form of therapy Picture Quote #1

My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it Picture Quote #1

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time Picture Quote #1

My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we Do Not...Want...Six Picture Quote #1

My parents never smiled... Because I had brain damage. My wife and I don't smile because our children are LOADED with it!! Oh, my parents smile now, whenever they come over to the house and see how much trouble I'm having. Oh, they have a ball! Havin' a li'l trouble, huh, son?! Picture Quote #1

My plan after office is to get up and spend that entire first day helping my wife move into her new senatorial office Picture Quote #1

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I know how to handle women who act like ladies, but my landlady ain't no lady. Sometimes I even wish I was living with my wife again so I could have my own place and not have no landladies Picture Quote #1

And there was, in those Ipswich years, for me at least, a raw educational component; though I used to score well in academic tests, I seemed to know very little of how the world worked and was truly grateful for instruction, whether it was how to stroke a backhand, mix a martini, use a wallpaper steamer, or do the Twist. My wife, too, seemed willing to learn. Old as we must have looked to our children, we were still taking lessons, in how to be grown-up Picture Quote #1

When I started on Disneyland, my wife used to say, but why do you want to build an amusement park? they're so dirty. I told her that was just the point - mine wouldn't be Picture Quote #1

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home Picture Quote #1

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was Picture Quote #1

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender Picture Quote #1

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I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife’s brother (My Wife Quotes) My wife said she’d never heard me singing in the bath until last week (My Wife Quotes) Who was that lady I saw you with last night? She ain’t no lady; she’s my wife (My Wife Quotes) Trying to describe what I do in prayer would be like telling the world how I make love to my wife (My Wife Quotes) I am a illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get (My Wife Quotes) I’m not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife (My Wife Quotes) My favorite meal to make is seared ahi, and my wife does the most amazing pear salad (My Wife Quotes) My e-mail address is actually my wife’s e-mail address. I actually hate computers (My Wife Quotes) I hardly said a word to my wife until I said ‘yes’ to divorce (My Wife Quotes) I’m from Canada and my wife is from St. Albans, so I feel a great kinship with the Brits (My Wife Quotes) Lynn, my wife, would very much appreciate if I had a talent for anything besides music (My Wife Quotes) The only way I get back to my center is either by talking to my wife or by spending time by myself (My Wife Quotes) My main reader was my wife Sheila, and I haven’t written a lot since she died (My Wife Quotes) Always accepting the greatest joy of all is the time that I get to spend with my wife (My Wife Quotes) This year I’m going to shop for my wife as if she were my mistress (My Wife Quotes) Since I left basketball, and my wife, it’s been a glorious feast of lovemaking (My Wife Quotes) My toughest fight was with my first wife (My Wife Quotes) Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did (My Wife Quotes) I am always thinking about writing music; my wife is constantly asking me: ‘Is there any way you can turn off the music part of your brain for a minute?’ but I really can’t! It’s my form of therapy (My Wife Quotes) My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it (My Wife Quotes) I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time (My Wife Quotes) My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we Do Not...Want...Six (My Wife Quotes) My parents never smiled... Because I had brain damage. My wife and I don't smile because our children are LOADED with it!! Oh, my parents smile now, whenever they come over to the house and see how much trouble I'm having. Oh, they have a ball! Havin' a li'l trouble, huh, son?! (My Wife Quotes) My plan after office is to get up and spend that entire first day helping my wife move into her new senatorial office (My Wife Quotes) I know how to handle women who act like ladies, but my landlady ain't no lady. Sometimes I even wish I was living with my wife again so I could have my own place and not have no landladies (My Wife Quotes) And there was, in those Ipswich years, for me at least, a raw educational component; though I used to score well in academic tests, I seemed to know very little of how the world worked and was truly grateful for instruction, whether it was how to stroke a backhand, mix a martini, use a wallpaper steamer, or do the Twist. My wife, too, seemed willing to learn. Old as we must have looked to our children, we were still taking lessons, in how to be grown-up (My Wife Quotes) When I started on Disneyland, my wife used to say, but why do you want to build an amusement park? they're so dirty. I told her that was just the point - mine wouldn't be (My Wife Quotes) My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home (My Wife Quotes) My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was (My Wife Quotes) I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender (My Wife Quotes)

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