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Moron Quotes

If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me Picture Quote #1

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail Picture Quote #1

What kind of moron would go to work for half the amount of money, when they could sit at home and collect what’s written in a contract? Picture Quote #1

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron Picture Quote #1

People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It’s like, wow, he’s a superhuman moron... So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant, and does little circus acts as well. Oh, he’s so sexy Picture Quote #1

It’s a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you’re pursuing that, you’re an idiot. You’re a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity Picture Quote #1

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I felt the little beads of sweat pooling on my temple. Sit here and look nice... I could do that. But answer questions? I knew I wasn’t going to win this little game; that wasn’t the issue. I just really, really didn’t want to look like a moron in front of the entire country Picture Quote #1

Some people think I’m a total moron and I would hope most people think I’m very good at what I do Picture Quote #1

Do you have any problems, other than that you’re unemployed, a moron, and a dork? Picture Quote #1

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account Picture Quote #1

There are now unmistakeable signs of a trend in favor of superior products at premium prices. The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife Picture Quote #1

The first attribute that characterizes the greater man from the moron is his thicker layer of inhibition Picture Quote #1

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If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me (Moron Quotes) Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail (Moron Quotes) What kind of moron would go to work for half the amount of money, when they could sit at home and collect what’s written in a contract? (Moron Quotes) The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron (Moron Quotes) People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It’s like, wow, he’s a superhuman moron... So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant, and does little circus acts as well. Oh, he’s so sexy (Moron Quotes) It’s a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you’re pursuing that, you’re an idiot. You’re a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity (Moron Quotes) I felt the little beads of sweat pooling on my temple. Sit here and look nice... I could do that. But answer questions? I knew I wasn’t going to win this little game; that wasn’t the issue. I just really, really didn’t want to look like a moron in front of the entire country (Moron Quotes) Some people think I’m a total moron and I would hope most people think I’m very good at what I do (Moron Quotes) Do you have any problems, other than that you’re unemployed, a moron, and a dork? (Moron Quotes) If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account (Moron Quotes) There are now unmistakeable signs of a trend in favor of superior products at premium prices. The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife (Moron Quotes) The first attribute that characterizes the greater man from the moron is his thicker layer of inhibition (Moron Quotes)

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