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Mindy Kaling Quotes

Thank you, Teach for America! Luring away America's finest minds so that the rest of us can snatch up their jobs Picture Quote #1

Bennifer was so big it was as though two people had never been in love before, and they had discovered it Picture Quote #1

A not 100 percent perfect looking in every way female? You might as well film a dead squid decaying on a beach somewhere for two hours Picture Quote #1

If you look closely, you can see this woman's ribs through the dress she's wearing that's how skinny she is, this cheesecake loving cow Picture Quote #1

There was silence. No one looked at me. People pretended to be absorbed in their phones. One writer didn't even have a phone, so he just pretended to be absorbed in his hand Picture Quote #1

To put it kindly, I am a very talkative, social person. To put it less kindly, I'm a flibbertigibbet, which is what my frenemy Rainn Wilson calls me Picture Quote #1

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I guess nothing puts a damper on a one night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed Picture Quote #1

I know a small part of you thinks you could've ended up with Natalie Portman if you had played things a little differently. That's nice. You can have that. That's not hurting anybody Picture Quote #1

You might also see that some of my playlists are simply two songs on repeat fifteen times, like I'm a psycho getting pumped up to murder the president Picture Quote #1

Stay in school and be a respectful and hardworking wallflower, and go to an accredited non online university Picture Quote #1

I never knew you could have someone in your life who was pretty much on the same page about essentially everything Picture Quote #1

If our phone conversation gets disconnected, there's no need to call back I get it. You get it. We take forever getting off the phone anyway. This was a blessing Picture Quote #1

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They say the best revenge is living well. I say it's acid in the face - who will love them now? Picture Quote #1

Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers, so it's a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback Picture Quote #1

Not to be weird, but I still have an ongoing relationship with my mom, even though she passed away, and I've been surprised at how much I've been able to convey to her. Now I sound like a total weirdo, but that's true Picture Quote #1

The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities Picture Quote #1

I think a lot of writers, male and female, write as if their parents were killed in a car accident when they were 2, and they have no one to hold accountable. And unfortunately, I don't have that. I have parents who I care about what they think Picture Quote #1

I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports, I wasn't good at anything artsy, ever. I think there was a real worry for a while about what I would be good at. I was just this chubby little Indian kid who looked like a nerd Picture Quote #1

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When men hear women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, but that's not it. It's a commitment to not floating around anymore. I want a guy who is entrenched in his own life. Entrenched is awesome Picture Quote #1

I love talking about clothes with women; it's like a code because women dress for women Picture Quote #1

Everyone should try to live their life like they’d like to be a role model Picture Quote #1

I think references, where they fit organically, are great. It’s great to do a show that’s real and relatable, and so much of what is real, is using real things and instances that are specific. Specificity is the best tool you can have, as a writer Picture Quote #1

Writing a book is the most terrifying thing that I’ve ever done. It’s so much harder than writing for television because it is a completely different skill set Picture Quote #1

Every actor pretends that they hate sex scenes, and the truth is that they all love them, and they’re lying Picture Quote #1

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I don’t consider myself a fashion person, I consider myself a shopping person. As a person who has girlie interests and a little bit of disposable income Picture Quote #1

My mother is more of an adviser. I followed everything she did when I was younger, because I looked up to her so much Picture Quote #1

My dad is funny in his own way, and so is my brother, but in terms of legitimately making a lot of people laugh, that’s my mom. I inherit my sense of comedy from her Picture Quote #1

My whole childhood was like: Work hard, be quiet, respect elderly people, respect your parents, and just be unobtrusive Picture Quote #1

I don’t ever remember being able to debate with my parents. Even though I thought of myself as a very bright kid, I couldn’t be vocal in that way Picture Quote #1

My dad is a very snappy dresser; he gets all his stuff tailored. He’s an architect, so he’s a little more artistically minded Picture Quote #1

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Thank you, Teach for America! Luring away America's finest minds so that the rest of us can snatch up their jobs (Mindy Kaling Quotes) Bennifer was so big it was as though two people had never been in love before, and they had discovered it (Mindy Kaling Quotes) A not 100 percent perfect looking in every way female? You might as well film a dead squid decaying on a beach somewhere for two hours (Mindy Kaling Quotes) If you look closely, you can see this woman's ribs through the dress she's wearing that's how skinny she is, this cheesecake loving cow (Mindy Kaling Quotes) There was silence. No one looked at me. People pretended to be absorbed in their phones. One writer didn't even have a phone, so he just pretended to be absorbed in his hand (Mindy Kaling Quotes) To put it kindly, I am a very talkative, social person. To put it less kindly, I'm a flibbertigibbet, which is what my frenemy Rainn Wilson calls me (Mindy Kaling Quotes) I guess nothing puts a damper on a one night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed (Mindy Kaling Quotes) I know a small part of you thinks you could've ended up with Natalie Portman if you had played things a little differently. That's nice. You can have that. That's not hurting anybody (Mindy Kaling Quotes) You might also see that some of my playlists are simply two songs on repeat fifteen times, like I'm a psycho getting pumped up to murder the president (Mindy Kaling Quotes) Stay in school and be a respectful and hardworking wallflower, and go to an accredited non online university (Mindy Kaling Quotes) I never knew you could have someone in your life who was pretty much on the same page about essentially everything (Mindy Kaling Quotes) If our phone conversation gets disconnected, there's no need to call back I get it. You get it. We take forever getting off the phone anyway. This was a blessing (Mindy Kaling Quotes) They say the best revenge is living well. I say it's acid in the face - who will love them now? (Mindy Kaling Quotes) Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers, so it's a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback (Mindy Kaling Quotes) Not to be weird, but I still have an ongoing relationship with my mom, even though she passed away, and I've been surprised at how much I've been able to convey to her. Now I sound like a total weirdo, but that's true (Mindy Kaling Quotes) The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities (Mindy Kaling Quotes) I think a lot of writers, male and female, write as if their parents were killed in a car accident when they were 2, and they have no one to hold accountable. And unfortunately, I don't have that. I have parents who I care about what they think (Mindy Kaling Quotes) I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports, I wasn't good at anything artsy, ever. I think there was a real worry for a while about what I would be good at. I was just this chubby little Indian kid who looked like a nerd (Mindy Kaling Quotes) When men hear women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, but that's not it. It's a commitment to not floating around anymore. I want a guy who is entrenched in his own life. Entrenched is awesome (Mindy Kaling Quotes) I love talking about clothes with women; it's like a code because women dress for women (Mindy Kaling Quotes) Everyone should try to live their life like they’d like to be a role model (Mindy Kaling Quotes) I think references, where they fit organically, are great. It’s great to do a show that’s real and relatable, and so much of what is real, is using real things and instances that are specific. Specificity is the best tool you can have, as a writer (Mindy Kaling Quotes) Writing a book is the most terrifying thing that I’ve ever done. It’s so much harder than writing for television because it is a completely different skill set (Mindy Kaling Quotes) Every actor pretends that they hate sex scenes, and the truth is that they all love them, and they’re lying (Mindy Kaling Quotes) I don’t consider myself a fashion person, I consider myself a shopping person. As a person who has girlie interests and a little bit of disposable income (Mindy Kaling Quotes) My mother is more of an adviser. I followed everything she did when I was younger, because I looked up to her so much (Mindy Kaling Quotes) My dad is funny in his own way, and so is my brother, but in terms of legitimately making a lot of people laugh, that’s my mom. I inherit my sense of comedy from her (Mindy Kaling Quotes) My whole childhood was like: Work hard, be quiet, respect elderly people, respect your parents, and just be unobtrusive (Mindy Kaling Quotes) I don’t ever remember being able to debate with my parents. Even though I thought of myself as a very bright kid, I couldn’t be vocal in that way (Mindy Kaling Quotes) My dad is a very snappy dresser; he gets all his stuff tailored. He’s an architect, so he’s a little more artistically minded (Mindy Kaling Quotes)

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