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Mike Harding Quotes

He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar Picture Quote #1

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you’ve got in the house Picture Quote #1

Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled Picture Quote #1

Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn’t done anything to them Picture Quote #1

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He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar (Mike Harding Quotes) If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you’ve got in the house (Mike Harding Quotes) Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled (Mike Harding Quotes) Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn’t done anything to them (Mike Harding Quotes)