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This is probably the saddest cookbook ever written. Microwave cooking for 1 Picture Quote #1

Dear microwave, please tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? Picture Quote #1

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave Picture Quote #1

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time Picture Quote #1

I'm more like an oven than a microwave Picture Quote #1

You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave Picture Quote #1

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In university, in a vain attempt to stave off the frosh fifteen, I used to melt fat-free cheese over broccoli, onions and cauliflower in the cafeteria microwave. That earned me few friends Picture Quote #1

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This is probably the saddest cookbook ever written. Microwave cooking for 1 (Microwave Quotes) Dear microwave, please tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? (Microwave Quotes) He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave (Microwave Quotes) I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time (Microwave Quotes) I'm more like an oven than a microwave (Microwave Quotes) You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave (Microwave Quotes) In university, in a vain attempt to stave off the frosh fifteen, I used to melt fat-free cheese over broccoli, onions and cauliflower in the cafeteria microwave. That earned me few friends. (Microwave Quotes)