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Mattress Quotes

Hatred, like straw, makes for a lumpy mattress Picture Quote #1
Insomnia is only mind over mattress Picture Quote #1
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress Picture Quote #1
For a bad night, a mattress of wine Picture Quote #1
The world is an oyster but you don’t crack it open on a mattress Picture Quote #1
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress Picture Quote #1
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Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color. Fog is about the color of the insides of an old split wet summer cottage mattress; smog is the color and consistency of a wet potato chip soaked in a motorman’s glove Picture Quote #1
She was on the far side, leaving two cold feet of mattress between them. He knew that she’d fall asleep like that... and then gradually move over until she was plastered against him. Then he could go to sleep, too Picture Quote #1
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Hatred, like straw, makes for a lumpy mattress  (Mattress Quotes) Insomnia is only mind over mattress  (Mattress Quotes) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress  (Mattress Quotes) For a bad night, a mattress of wine  (Mattress Quotes) The world is an oyster but you don’t crack it open on a mattress  (Mattress Quotes) You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress  (Mattress Quotes) Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color. Fog is about the color of the insides of an old split wet summer cottage mattress; smog is the color and consistency of a wet potato chip soaked in a motorman’s glove  (Mattress Quotes) She was on the far side, leaving two cold feet of mattress between them. He knew that she’d fall asleep like that... and then gradually move over until she was plastered against him. Then he could go to sleep, too.  (Mattress Quotes)