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Matt Groening Quotes
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Being a good embalmer is a thankless job (Matt Groening Quotes)
Me fail English? That’s unpossible (Matt Groening Quotes)
You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way (Matt Groening Quotes)
Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? (Matt Groening Quotes)
It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen (Matt Groening Quotes)
Don’t have a cow, man (Matt Groening Quotes)
Everybody is clever, just in their own ways (Matt Groening Quotes)
I’d be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees (Matt Groening Quotes)
I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top (Matt Groening Quotes)
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture (Matt Groening Quotes)
God often gives nuts to toothless people (Matt Groening Quotes)
Trying is the first step towards failure (Matt Groening Quotes)
He's very sensitive to my moods. I just wish he didn't cringe so much (Matt Groening Quotes)
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try (Matt Groening Quotes)
What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? (Matt Groening Quotes)
I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn (Matt Groening Quotes)
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! (Matt Groening Quotes)
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa (Matt Groening Quotes)
The longer it takes me to find Mr. Right, the more he's going to pay for keeping me waiting (Matt Groening Quotes)
People go into cartooning because they’re shy and they’re angry. That’s when you’re sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher (Matt Groening Quotes)
The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they’ll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can’t reason with a drone (Matt Groening Quotes)
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here (Matt Groening Quotes)