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Margaret Cho Quotes

Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion Picture Quote #1

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor Picture Quote #1

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever Picture Quote #1

Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again Picture Quote #1

Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself Picture Quote #1

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move! Picture Quote #1

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Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests? Picture Quote #1

I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to Picture Quote #1

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time Picture Quote #1

If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach Picture Quote #1

Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart Picture Quote #1

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant Picture Quote #1

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Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary Picture Quote #1

The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide Picture Quote #1

Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it Picture Quote #1

I love my gay male friends, but when I was a little girl, I always used to wish that I would be constantly surrounded by gorgeous guys, and I am, and I should have been more specific Picture Quote #1

Thank God for gay men, because if it were not for gay men, I would not talk to men at all Picture Quote #1

One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat Picture Quote #1

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I slept with a woman on the ship, and afterwards I was thinking, am I gaaaay? Am I straaaaight? and then I realized: I'm just slutty. Where's my parade? Picture Quote #1

We were taping the episodes of the show. I guess they had decided they could now fit my face onto a TV screen, and they wouldn't have to letterbox it Picture Quote #1

I was on the floor in the emergency room, and the woman came up to me and said Hi, my name is Gwen and I'm here to wash your vagina! Picture Quote #1

I didn't know if I was going to mention my period on stage, but then I figured, if Richard Pryor had a period, he would talk about it Picture Quote #1

The only thing that was sort of Asian was Hello Kitty. I don't want to model myself after Hello Kitty. She has no mouth Picture Quote #1

I got back from toronto, where they had a severe outbreak of sars - you know, severe asian racism syndrome Picture Quote #1

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I would rather have a gay child. If you have a gay son, you know he's not gonna be shooting up his high school. That would get in the way of yearbook Picture Quote #1

I would be happy to have a gay child. He would be a boy scout, and he would teach all the other boy scouts how to build a fire with two sticks and a back handed compliment Picture Quote #1

Talking to John Kerry is like talking to an ENT. You know, the tree people from Lord of the Rings... I believe that all Americans should have affordable healthcare Picture Quote #1

Like when Jay Leno made jokes about Koreans eating dog, but the hidden messages, our invisibility, is more harmful to us than any of those fools on board Picture Quote #1

This land is your land, but this land isn't my land - that is what so many of us thought. This 2nd class citizenship has sunk in so deeply that we have barely an awareness of it Picture Quote #1

I want to scream and shout, stop! We are all human beings!... But I don't think anybody will hear it Picture Quote #1

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Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion (Margaret Cho Quotes) Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor (Margaret Cho Quotes) Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever (Margaret Cho Quotes) Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again (Margaret Cho Quotes) Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself (Margaret Cho Quotes) Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move! (Margaret Cho Quotes) Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests? (Margaret Cho Quotes) I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to (Margaret Cho Quotes) I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time (Margaret Cho Quotes) If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach (Margaret Cho Quotes) Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart (Margaret Cho Quotes) My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant (Margaret Cho Quotes) Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary (Margaret Cho Quotes) The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide (Margaret Cho Quotes) Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it (Margaret Cho Quotes) I love my gay male friends, but when I was a little girl, I always used to wish that I would be constantly surrounded by gorgeous guys, and I am, and I should have been more specific (Margaret Cho Quotes) Thank God for gay men, because if it were not for gay men, I would not talk to men at all (Margaret Cho Quotes) One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat (Margaret Cho Quotes) I slept with a woman on the ship, and afterwards I was thinking, am I gaaaay? Am I straaaaight? and then I realized: I'm just slutty. Where's my parade? (Margaret Cho Quotes) We were taping the episodes of the show. I guess they had decided they could now fit my face onto a TV screen, and they wouldn't have to letterbox it (Margaret Cho Quotes) I was on the floor in the emergency room, and the woman came up to me and said Hi, my name is Gwen and I'm here to wash your vagina! (Margaret Cho Quotes) I didn't know if I was going to mention my period on stage, but then I figured, if Richard Pryor had a period, he would talk about it (Margaret Cho Quotes) The only thing that was sort of Asian was Hello Kitty. I don't want to model myself after Hello Kitty. She has no mouth (Margaret Cho Quotes) I got back from toronto, where they had a severe outbreak of sars - you know, severe asian racism syndrome (Margaret Cho Quotes) I would rather have a gay child. If you have a gay son, you know he's not gonna be shooting up his high school. That would get in the way of yearbook (Margaret Cho Quotes) I would be happy to have a gay child. He would be a boy scout, and he would teach all the other boy scouts how to build a fire with two sticks and a back handed compliment (Margaret Cho Quotes) Talking to John Kerry is like talking to an ENT. You know, the tree people from Lord of the Rings... I believe that all Americans should have affordable healthcare (Margaret Cho Quotes) Like when Jay Leno made jokes about Koreans eating dog, but the hidden messages, our invisibility, is more harmful to us than any of those fools on board (Margaret Cho Quotes) This land is your land, but this land isn't my land - that is what so many of us thought. This 2nd class citizenship has sunk in so deeply that we have barely an awareness of it (Margaret Cho Quotes) I want to scream and shout, stop! We are all human beings!... But I don't think anybody will hear it (Margaret Cho Quotes)

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