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Mallory Ortberg Quotes

Weirdly, often the more I write, the more ideas I have Picture Quote #1

Nothing good comes of reading other people’s emails Picture Quote #1

Reciprocating oral sex is, in general, a very good idea! Picture Quote #1

Letting events end is not rude. Everything ends Picture Quote #1

Don’t beat yourself up over what you dream about Picture Quote #1

There are alternatives to pregnancy if you want another child Picture Quote #1

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Diapers do not belong on the same table as food Picture Quote #1

I grew up in a home where reading was a big deal Picture Quote #1

I read my first P.G. Wodehouse when I was 12 Picture Quote #1

There’s no specific mission statement for the ‘Toast Picture Quote #1

When I was twenty years old, I had gum grafts put in Picture Quote #1

I graduated with an English degree and worked for awhile in academic publishing Picture Quote #1

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Everyone wants to be liked; everyone wants approval. No one likes being ignored Picture Quote #1

I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful Picture Quote #1

Kids know when they’re getting yelled at and mocked, I can assure you Picture Quote #1

In the hands of a passive-aggressive person who wants to abdicate responsibility for things, texting is a great tool. You can really go nuts Picture Quote #1

I don’t think it’s a requirement that a happy, fulfilling relationship also provide the best sex of all time Picture Quote #1

I do not think it is selfish to want to donate a kidney only to family members Picture Quote #1

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Usually my writing is very over the top and bombastic and very, like, ‘I’m amazing! Look at me!’ Picture Quote #1

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Weirdly, often the more I write, the more ideas I have (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) Nothing good comes of reading other people’s emails (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) Reciprocating oral sex is, in general, a very good idea! (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) Letting events end is not rude. Everything ends. (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) Don’t beat yourself up over what you dream about (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) There are alternatives to pregnancy if you want another child (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) Diapers do not belong on the same table as food (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) I grew up in a home where reading was a big deal (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) I read my first P.G. Wodehouse when I was 12 (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) There’s no specific mission statement for the ‘Toast (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) When I was twenty years old, I had gum grafts put in (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) I graduated with an English degree and worked for awhile in academic publishing (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) Everyone wants to be liked; everyone wants approval. No one likes being ignored (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) Kids know when they’re getting yelled at and mocked, I can assure you (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) In the hands of a passive-aggressive person who wants to abdicate responsibility for things, texting is a great tool. You can really go nuts (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) I don’t think it’s a requirement that a happy, fulfilling relationship also provide the best sex of all time. (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) I do not think it is selfish to want to donate a kidney only to family members (Mallory Ortberg Quotes) Usually my writing is very over the top and bombastic and very, like, ‘I’m amazing! Look at me!’ (Mallory Ortberg Quotes)