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Lumpy Quotes

Hatred, like straw, makes for a lumpy mattress Picture Quote #1
Grass is hard and lumpy and damp, and full of dreadful black insects Picture Quote #1
There are fewer things more thrilling in life than lumpy letters. That rattle Picture Quote #1
Nature is an unpleasing, stupid, lumpy, blowsy wench Picture Quote #1
Life is lumpy. And a lump in the oatmeal, a lump in the throat, and a lump in a breast are not the same lump. One should learn the difference Picture Quote #1
Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman’s body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women Picture Quote #1
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Hatred, like straw, makes for a lumpy mattress  (Lumpy Quotes) Grass is hard and lumpy and damp, and full of dreadful black insects  (Lumpy Quotes) There are fewer things more thrilling in life than lumpy letters. That rattle  (Lumpy Quotes) Nature is an unpleasing, stupid, lumpy, blowsy wench  (Lumpy Quotes) Life is lumpy. And a lump in the oatmeal, a lump in the throat, and a lump in a breast are not the same lump. One should learn the difference  (Lumpy Quotes) Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman’s body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.  (Lumpy Quotes)