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Louis C K Quotes

You know what, it’s not your life, it’s life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn’t something that you possess, it’s something that you take part in and witness Picture Quote #1

The part that’s difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That’s like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn’t exist anymore Picture Quote #1

If you have something to say, here’s what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself Picture Quote #1

Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it Picture Quote #1

I’ve started to kind of hate people, and it’s not because I have anything against them. It’s just, I enjoy it. It’s recreation Picture Quote #1

If you do something and people think you’re stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people Picture Quote #1

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Most people are dead. Did you know that? It’s true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead Picture Quote #1

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It’s a massive gift to be able to say you’re not the most important person to yourself Picture Quote #1

When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way to articulate it and inspire them Picture Quote #1

If the whole country had to have the same conversation that was safe for everybody, it would be a pretty awful place to live. There wouldn’t be a conversation Picture Quote #1

You don’t look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact with the audience Picture Quote #1

I do love standup. I love comedians. They’re my community. Also, because I know so many of them, I know the value of them. I know what they can do Picture Quote #1

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Sadness is poetic. You’re lucky to live sad moments. When you let yourself be sad, your body has antibodies. It has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness Picture Quote #1

When people are getting richer and richer but they’re not actually producing anything, it can’t end well Picture Quote #1

It’s more fun to experience things when you don’t know what’s going to happen Picture Quote #1

I don’t like comedy. I like funny things. I don’t like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, ‘Oh Jesus.’ Picture Quote #1

I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat Picture Quote #1

I never viewed money as being ‘my money’ I always saw it as ‘the money.’ It’s a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system Picture Quote #1

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I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that’s what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff Picture Quote #1

I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of Picture Quote #1

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, ‘This is just dumb.’ Picture Quote #1

You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It’s like they’re the instrument you’re playing Picture Quote #1

Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it Picture Quote #1

You have to do a show as honestly as you can. But you also can’t afford skepticism, because it’s preparing for failure, which is useless Picture Quote #1

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When two kids are being completely berserk, and they’re naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they’re going to be dressed, and they’re going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes Picture Quote #1

I’d like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That’ll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, Ladies and Gentlemen, please! Picture Quote #1

Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I’m very suspicious. It doesn’t make sense to me that you’d have the same solution to every issue Picture Quote #1

Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I’m like, and I just go, ‘Ugh’ Picture Quote #1

There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don’t know what that is, I’m really curious about that. I’m really curious about what people think they’re doing when they’re doing something evil, casually. I think it’s really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it Picture Quote #1

I like pressure. Pressure doesn’t make me crack. It’s enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you’re not doing something, you know? Picture Quote #1

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You know what, it’s not your life, it’s life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn’t something that you possess, it’s something that you take part in and witness (Louis C K Quotes) The part that’s difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That’s like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn’t exist anymore (Louis C K Quotes) If you have something to say, here’s what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself (Louis C K Quotes) Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it (Louis C K Quotes) I’ve started to kind of hate people, and it’s not because I have anything against them. It’s just, I enjoy it. It’s recreation (Louis C K Quotes) If you do something and people think you’re stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people (Louis C K Quotes) Most people are dead. Did you know that? It’s true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead (Louis C K Quotes) The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It’s a massive gift to be able to say you’re not the most important person to yourself (Louis C K Quotes) When your kid is being selfish or greedy and you want to help them not be that way, you have to find a way to articulate it and inspire them (Louis C K Quotes) If the whole country had to have the same conversation that was safe for everybody, it would be a pretty awful place to live. There wouldn’t be a conversation (Louis C K Quotes) You don’t look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact with the audience (Louis C K Quotes) I do love standup. I love comedians. They’re my community. Also, because I know so many of them, I know the value of them. I know what they can do (Louis C K Quotes) Sadness is poetic. You’re lucky to live sad moments. When you let yourself be sad, your body has antibodies. It has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness (Louis C K Quotes) When people are getting richer and richer but they’re not actually producing anything, it can’t end well (Louis C K Quotes) It’s more fun to experience things when you don’t know what’s going to happen (Louis C K Quotes) I don’t like comedy. I like funny things. I don’t like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, ‘Oh Jesus.’ (Louis C K Quotes) I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat (Louis C K Quotes) I never viewed money as being ‘my money’ I always saw it as ‘the money.’ It’s a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system (Louis C K Quotes) I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that’s what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff (Louis C K Quotes) I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of (Louis C K Quotes) When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, ‘This is just dumb.’ (Louis C K Quotes) You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It’s like they’re the instrument you’re playing (Louis C K Quotes) Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it (Louis C K Quotes) You have to do a show as honestly as you can. But you also can’t afford skepticism, because it’s preparing for failure, which is useless (Louis C K Quotes) When two kids are being completely berserk, and they’re naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they’re going to be dressed, and they’re going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes (Louis C K Quotes) I’d like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That’ll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, Ladies and Gentlemen, please! (Louis C K Quotes) Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I’m very suspicious. It doesn’t make sense to me that you’d have the same solution to every issue (Louis C K Quotes) Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I’m like, and I just go, ‘Ugh’ (Louis C K Quotes) There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don’t know what that is, I’m really curious about that. I’m really curious about what people think they’re doing when they’re doing something evil, casually. I think it’s really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it (Louis C K Quotes) I like pressure. Pressure doesn’t make me crack. It’s enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you’re not doing something, you know? (Louis C K Quotes)

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