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Lily Tomlin Quotes

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
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The road to success is always under construction  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Growing up in Michigan was fine... until I realized where I was  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) You are what you think... geez, that’s frightening  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Thank God kids never mean well  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Remember we’re all in this alone  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Just remember, we’re all in this alone  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) To me, sexual freedom means freedom from having to have sex  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Your problem is your role models were models  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) The problem with winning the rat race is you’re still a rat  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up  (Lily Tomlin Quotes) Reality is the crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs  (Lily Tomlin Quotes)
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