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Light Bulb Quotes

I won’t date a guy who doesn’t own a toolbox. I’m not saying you need to be able to knock down a wall or build a house or anything like that. But I’ve been out with a couple of guys who didn’t own toolboxes, and they couldn’t even change a light bulb Picture Quote #1
Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb Picture Quote #1
Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb! Picture Quote #1
Change your leaders, not your light bulbs Picture Quote #1
My latest works are these things with light bulbs Picture Quote #1
I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action Picture Quote #1
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Q. How many NRA spokesmen do you need to change a light bulb? A. More guns Picture Quote #1
I went to a doctor and told him I felt normal on acid, that I was a light bulb in a world of moths. That is what the manic state is like Picture Quote #1
You know, I used to warm the thermometer on the light bulb... I was really good at being sick. I could forge my mother’s signature on a sick note so well I was hardly ever at school Picture Quote #1
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I won’t date a guy who doesn’t own a toolbox. I’m not saying you need to be able to knock down a wall or build a house or anything like that. But I’ve been out with a couple of guys who didn’t own toolboxes, and they couldn’t even change a light bulb  (Light Bulb Quotes) Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb  (Light Bulb Quotes) Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!  (Light Bulb Quotes) Change your leaders, not your light bulbs  (Light Bulb Quotes) My latest works are these things with light bulbs  (Light Bulb Quotes) I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action  (Light Bulb Quotes) Q. How many NRA spokesmen do you need to change a light bulb? A. More guns  (Light Bulb Quotes) I went to a doctor and told him I felt normal on acid, that I was a light bulb in a world of moths. That is what the manic state is like  (Light Bulb Quotes) You know, I used to warm the thermometer on the light bulb... I was really good at being sick. I could forge my mother’s signature on a sick note so well I was hardly ever at school  (Light Bulb Quotes)