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My Twitter reflects what’s going on with me in my life Picture Quote #1

Kindness can come from someone on Twitter, it can come from someone on the street, it can come from someone at work. Without kindness, I don’t know what I would do. The greatest part of life is the simple things Picture Quote #1

You can make something big when young that will carry you through life. Look at all the big startups like Microsoft, Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter, etc. They were all started by very young people who stumbled on something of unseen value. You’ll know it when you hit a home run Picture Quote #1

When you are following me on Twitter, you are literally following my life. I think that’s pretty cool Picture Quote #1

The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When you’re on Twitter, you’re not living, and if you’re not living, you’re not taking in stimuli with which you can create new material Picture Quote #1

I once threw myself a surprise party on Twitter because I was lonely. It was awesome. Thousands of people showed up and then Wil Wheaton and I made a bunch of monkey-ponies. It was the most successful surprise party I’ve ever thrown in my life. It was also the only surprise party I’ve ever thrown in my whole life Picture Quote #1

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For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black’s tweets Picture Quote #1

The new Twitter archive is the perfect way to document wasting your entire life on Twitter Picture Quote #1

On twitter, you may have a zero follower; but in real life, this is not possible because everyone has a shadow! Picture Quote #1

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My Twitter reflects what’s going on with me in my life (Life On Twitter Quotes) Kindness can come from someone on Twitter, it can come from someone on the street, it can come from someone at work. Without kindness, I don’t know what I would do. The greatest part of life is the simple things (Life On Twitter Quotes) You can make something big when young that will carry you through life. Look at all the big startups like Microsoft, Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter, etc. They were all started by very young people who stumbled on something of unseen value. You’ll know it when you hit a home run (Life On Twitter Quotes) When you are following me on Twitter, you are literally following my life. I think that’s pretty cool (Life On Twitter Quotes) The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When you’re on Twitter, you’re not living, and if you’re not living, you’re not taking in stimuli with which you can create new material (Life On Twitter Quotes) I once threw myself a surprise party on Twitter because I was lonely. It was awesome. Thousands of people showed up and then Wil Wheaton and I made a bunch of monkey-ponies. It was the most successful surprise party I’ve ever thrown in my life. It was also the only surprise party I’ve ever thrown in my whole life (Life On Twitter Quotes) For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black’s tweets (Life On Twitter Quotes) The new Twitter archive is the perfect way to document wasting your entire life on Twitter (Life On Twitter Quotes) On twitter, you may have a zero follower; but in real life, this is not possible because everyone has a shadow! (Life On Twitter Quotes)