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Life In Twitter Quotes

My Twitter reflects what’s going on with me in my life Picture Quote #1

When you are following me on Twitter, you are literally following my life. I think that’s pretty cool Picture Quote #1

I do see an interest in writing for Twitter. While publishers still do love the novel and people do still like to sink into one, the very quick form is appealing because of the pace of life Picture Quote #1

The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When you’re on Twitter, you’re not living, and if you’re not living, you’re not taking in stimuli with which you can create new material Picture Quote #1

I once threw myself a surprise party on Twitter because I was lonely. It was awesome. Thousands of people showed up and then Wil Wheaton and I made a bunch of monkey-ponies. It was the most successful surprise party I’ve ever thrown in my life. It was also the only surprise party I’ve ever thrown in my whole life Picture Quote #1

For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black’s tweets Picture Quote #1

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If you’re willing to take risks, Twitter is a vast amusement park of interesting life possibilities Picture Quote #1

I think Twitter is kind of boring, to be honest. To me, it’s not even real life Picture Quote #1

On twitter, you may have a zero follower; but in real life, this is not possible because everyone has a shadow! Picture Quote #1

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