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Lewis Grizzard Quotes

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me?’ Picture Quote #1
If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi Picture Quote #1
Show business is my life Picture Quote #1
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I’m Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground Picture Quote #1
I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence Picture Quote #1
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat Picture Quote #1
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Spring time is the land awakening Picture Quote #1
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes Picture Quote #1
Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it Picture Quote #1
If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes Picture Quote #1
Elvis is dead and I don’t feel good for myself Picture Quote #1
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity Picture Quote #1
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me?’  (Lewis Grizzard Quotes) If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi  (Lewis Grizzard Quotes) Show business is my life  (Lewis Grizzard Quotes) If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I’m Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground  (Lewis Grizzard Quotes) I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence  (Lewis Grizzard Quotes) They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat  (Lewis Grizzard Quotes) Spring time is the land awakening  (Lewis Grizzard Quotes) Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.  (Lewis Grizzard Quotes) Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it  (Lewis Grizzard Quotes) If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes  (Lewis Grizzard Quotes) Elvis is dead and I don’t feel good for myself  (Lewis Grizzard Quotes) The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity  (Lewis Grizzard Quotes)