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Leslie Nielsen Quotes

I’ve finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin Picture Quote #1

Shirley! Don’t call me Shirley! Picture Quote #1

I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it Picture Quote #1

It was a boy’s name first Picture Quote #1

I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent Picture Quote #1

I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account Picture Quote #1

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Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you’re finished Picture Quote #1

It’s been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I’m finally getting to do what I really wanted to do Picture Quote #1

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf Picture Quote #1

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes Picture Quote #1

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through Picture Quote #1

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts Picture Quote #1

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One thing a person won’t do when he’s laughing is try to beat you up Picture Quote #1

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible Picture Quote #1

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I’ve finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) Shirley! Don’t call me Shirley! (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) It was a boy’s name first (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you’re finished (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) It’s been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I’m finally getting to do what I really wanted to do (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) One thing a person won’t do when he’s laughing is try to beat you up (Leslie Nielsen Quotes) I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible (Leslie Nielsen Quotes)