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Les Dawson Quotes

I took the wife’s family out for tea biscuits. They weren’t too happy about having to give blood though Picture Quote #1

How can you analyse what is funny? What’s funny to one isn’t funny to another... What’s funny to you is a personal thing Picture Quote #1

I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I’m rudderless Picture Quote #1

I’ve got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve Picture Quote #1

A square egg in a dish of lentils won’t make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid’s leg Picture Quote #1

Take my wife... please. I’m not saying she’s ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance Picture Quote #1

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I took the wife’s family out for tea biscuits. They weren’t too happy about having to give blood though (Les Dawson Quotes) How can you analyse what is funny? What’s funny to one isn’t funny to another... What’s funny to you is a personal thing (Les Dawson Quotes) I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I’m rudderless (Les Dawson Quotes) I’ve got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve (Les Dawson Quotes) A square egg in a dish of lentils won’t make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid’s leg (Les Dawson Quotes) Take my wife... please. I’m not saying she’s ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance (Les Dawson Quotes)

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