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Lea DeLaria Quotes

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What do you mean you don’t believe in homosexuality? It’s not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn’t necessary  (Lea DeLaria Quotes) It’s really not enough to just have black women. A really good idea could be to comment on how they are treated by society.  (Lea DeLaria Quotes) It’s a cosmic joke that I’m a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.  (Lea DeLaria Quotes) Never point at anything beige and call it cool  (Lea DeLaria Quotes) Learn all the rules... then break them  (Lea DeLaria Quotes) A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It’s a girl thing  (Lea DeLaria Quotes) As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room  (Lea DeLaria Quotes) It’s a cosmic joke that I’m a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me  (Lea DeLaria Quotes) No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago  (Lea DeLaria Quotes) Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works  (Lea DeLaria Quotes) It’s not that I don’t like penises. I just don’t like them on men  (Lea DeLaria Quotes) I can’t discriminate? Oh, that’s ripe, coming from a straight white man. What’s the matter, baby doesn’t feel like he belongs? Well why don’t you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!  (Lea DeLaria Quotes) Oh please... As a standup, I tried to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room. Not necessarily in that order  (Lea DeLaria Quotes)