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Lawyers Quotes

Lawyers earn a living by the sweat of browbeating others Picture Quote #1

Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the mainstream and damn it up Picture Quote #1

In the old days all you needed was a handshake. Nowadays you need forty lawyers Picture Quote #1

Divorce is a game played by lawyers Picture Quote #1

In 2031, lawyers will be commonly a part of most development teams Picture Quote #1

If it weren’t for the lawyers we wouldn’t need them Picture Quote #1

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Lawyers advocate more so than state their own positions Picture Quote #1

Maxims are like lawyers who must need to see but one side of the case Picture Quote #1

Lawyers do not mix with diplomacy Picture Quote #1

Lawyers are predators in grey worsted Picture Quote #1

Litigation only makes lawyers fat Picture Quote #1

Civilizations are not remembered by their business people, their bankers or lawyers. They’re remembered by the arts Picture Quote #1

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Where there are too many policemen, there is no liberty. Where there are too many soldiers, there is no peace. Where there are too many lawyers, there is no justice Picture Quote #1

[Characterizing the truthfulness of his lawyer's statement, 'There is absolutely no sex of any kind in any manner, shape, or form':] It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is Picture Quote #1

I think that lawyers are terrible at admitting that they’re wrong. And not just admitting it; also realizing it. Most lawyers are very successful, and they think that because they’re making money and people think well of them, they must be doing everything right Picture Quote #1

The only people helped by the death tax are lawyers, accountants, and IRS agents Picture Quote #1

My definition of utter waste is a coachload of lawyers going over a cliff, with three empty seats Picture Quote #1

I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh well, at least I got to keep the unicorn Picture Quote #1

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Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too Picture Quote #1

The great liability of the engineer compared to men of other professions is that his works are out in the open where all can see them. His acts, step by step, are in hard substance. He cannot bury his mistakes in the grave like the doctors. He cannot argue them into thin air or blame the judge like the lawyers. He cannot, like the architects, cover his failures with trees and vines. He cannot, like the politicians, screen his sort-comings by blaming his opponents and hope the people will forget. The engineer simply cannot deny he did it. If his works do not work, he is damned Picture Quote #1

I am not afraid of lawyers as I used to be. They are lambs in wolves' clothing Picture Quote #1

Lawyers are like nuclear weapons. By all rights they shouldn’t exist, but if some people have them, then you’d better have one, too, just in case Picture Quote #1

Since lawyers are thinkers and not feelers, and their moral development is locked into the rigidity of maintaining law and order, they often come across as impersonal, insensitive, amoral, and not particularly human to the clients they serve Picture Quote #1

If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? Picture Quote #1

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Judges... are picked out from the most dextrous lawyers, who are grown old or lazy, and having been biased all their lives against truth or equity, are under such a fatal necessity of favoring fraud, perjury and oppression, that I have known several of them to refuse a large bribe from the side where justice lay, rather than injure the faculty by doing any thing unbecoming their nature in office Picture Quote #1

As women and as lawyers, we must never again shy from raising our voices against sexual harassment Picture Quote #1

The company later went broke, and of course all blame was directed at the lawyers. Not once did I hear any talk that maybe a trace of mismanagement could in any way have contributed to the bankruptcy Picture Quote #1

I think you’ve got good people and bad people in everything you do. If you start making a big deal of it, then it’s a problem. It’s like in life. We’ve got bad doctors and lawyers. We’ve got bad priests! We don’t target every priest and say he’s bad. You have to go to church and you have to go see some doctors. Some people have to be good Picture Quote #1

A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it’s not my fault I like to eat Picture Quote #1

I wouldn’t pretend to tell you we don’t pay our lawyers well Picture Quote #1

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Lawyers earn a living by the sweat of browbeating others (Lawyers Quotes) Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the mainstream and damn it up (Lawyers Quotes) In the old days all you needed was a handshake. Nowadays you need forty lawyers (Lawyers Quotes) Divorce is a game played by lawyers (Lawyers Quotes) In 2031, lawyers will be commonly a part of most development teams (Lawyers Quotes) If it weren’t for the lawyers we wouldn’t need them (Lawyers Quotes) Lawyers advocate more so than state their own positions (Lawyers Quotes) Maxims are like lawyers who must need to see but one side of the case (Lawyers Quotes) Lawyers do not mix with diplomacy (Lawyers Quotes) Lawyers are predators in grey worsted (Lawyers Quotes) Litigation only makes lawyers fat (Lawyers Quotes) Civilizations are not remembered by their business people, their bankers or lawyers. They’re remembered by the arts. (Lawyers Quotes) Where there are too many policemen, there is no liberty. Where there are too many soldiers, there is no peace. Where there are too many lawyers, there is no justice (Lawyers Quotes) [Characterizing the truthfulness of his lawyer's statement, 'There is absolutely no sex of any kind in any manner, shape, or form':] It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is (Lawyers Quotes) I think that lawyers are terrible at admitting that they’re wrong. And not just admitting it; also realizing it. Most lawyers are very successful, and they think that because they’re making money and people think well of them, they must be doing everything right. (Lawyers Quotes) The only people helped by the death tax are lawyers, accountants, and IRS agents (Lawyers Quotes) My definition of utter waste is a coachload of lawyers going over a cliff, with three empty seats (Lawyers Quotes) I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh well, at least I got to keep the unicorn. (Lawyers Quotes) Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too (Lawyers Quotes) The great liability of the engineer compared to men of other professions is that his works are out in the open where all can see them. His acts, step by step, are in hard substance. He cannot bury his mistakes in the grave like the doctors. He cannot argue them into thin air or blame the judge like the lawyers. He cannot, like the architects, cover his failures with trees and vines. He cannot, like the politicians, screen his sort-comings by blaming his opponents and hope the people will forget. The engineer simply cannot deny he did it. If his works do not work, he is damned (Lawyers Quotes) I am not afraid of lawyers as I used to be. They are lambs in wolves' clothing (Lawyers Quotes) Lawyers are like nuclear weapons. By all rights they shouldn’t exist, but if some people have them, then you’d better have one, too, just in case (Lawyers Quotes) Since lawyers are thinkers and not feelers, and their moral development is locked into the rigidity of maintaining law and order, they often come across as impersonal, insensitive, amoral, and not particularly human to the clients they serve (Lawyers Quotes) If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? (Lawyers Quotes) Judges... are picked out from the most dextrous lawyers, who are grown old or lazy, and having been biased all their lives against truth or equity, are under such a fatal necessity of favoring fraud, perjury and oppression, that I have known several of them to refuse a large bribe from the side where justice lay, rather than injure the faculty by doing any thing unbecoming their nature in office (Lawyers Quotes) As women and as lawyers, we must never again shy from raising our voices against sexual harassment (Lawyers Quotes) The company later went broke, and of course all blame was directed at the lawyers. Not once did I hear any talk that maybe a trace of mismanagement could in any way have contributed to the bankruptcy (Lawyers Quotes) I think you’ve got good people and bad people in everything you do. If you start making a big deal of it, then it’s a problem. It’s like in life. We’ve got bad doctors and lawyers. We’ve got bad priests! We don’t target every priest and say he’s bad. You have to go to church and you have to go see some doctors. Some people have to be good (Lawyers Quotes) A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it’s not my fault I like to eat (Lawyers Quotes) I wouldn’t pretend to tell you we don’t pay our lawyers well (Lawyers Quotes)

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