Larry The Cable Guy Quotes
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I’m not a party guy, and I’m not a Hollywood guy, either (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes)
I was scared into being good. But I’m sure I did regular kid stuff. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes)
I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT CRITICS, LIKE I SAID THEY DONT BUY TICKETS (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes)
I’ve only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes)
Do you get so drunk you hump a cupholder? (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes)
I was madder then a mosquito in a mannequin factory (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes)
I don’t know why people get so bent out of shape over stuff people say (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes)
Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes)
I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes)
He who laughs last, thinks slowest (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes)
Remember, half the people you know are below average (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes)
Guns don’t kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people (Larry The Cable Guy Quotes)