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Larry David Quotes

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab Picture Quote #1

Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! Picture Quote #1

I’m a walking, talking enigma Picture Quote #1

If every student was like me in college, we’d still be in Vietnam Picture Quote #1

I couldn’t walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello Picture Quote #1

I need to be on drugs to connect with nature Picture Quote #1

I’d like to start a family, but you have to have a date first Picture Quote #1

I’m totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David Picture Quote #1

Anything that’s for free, people will take. They don’t discriminate Picture Quote #1

Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course Picture Quote #1

Well, as you know, I’m really only happy when I’m on stage Picture Quote #1

Drugs scared me Picture Quote #1

I don’t think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It’s not even interesting to me Picture Quote #1

Sure, being a reservist wasn’t as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror Picture Quote #1

If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not? Picture Quote #1

I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them Picture Quote #1

I’m a jerk, that’s who I am. I’m like everybody else Picture Quote #1

Most of the time I’m thinking, I’m glad that scene was improvised Picture Quote #1

I don’t like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide Picture Quote #1

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I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab (Larry David Quotes) Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! (Larry David Quotes) I’m a walking, talking enigma (Larry David Quotes) If every student was like me in college, we’d still be in Vietnam (Larry David Quotes) I couldn’t walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello (Larry David Quotes) I need to be on drugs to connect with nature (Larry David Quotes) I’d like to start a family, but you have to have a date first (Larry David Quotes) I’m totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David (Larry David Quotes) Anything that’s for free, people will take. They don’t discriminate (Larry David Quotes) Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course (Larry David Quotes) Well, as you know, I’m really only happy when I’m on stage (Larry David Quotes) Drugs scared me (Larry David Quotes) I don’t think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It’s not even interesting to me (Larry David Quotes) Sure, being a reservist wasn’t as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror (Larry David Quotes) If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not? (Larry David Quotes) I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them (Larry David Quotes) I’m a jerk, that’s who I am. I’m like everybody else (Larry David Quotes) Most of the time I’m thinking, I’m glad that scene was improvised (Larry David Quotes) I don’t like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide (Larry David Quotes)

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