Larry David Quotes
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I am not honest (Larry David Quotes)
You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes (Larry David Quotes)
I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people (Larry David Quotes)
My background is degradation and sloth, mostly (Larry David Quotes)
Let’s not forget, I got divorced (Larry David Quotes)
I’m not quite as anonymous as I was (Larry David Quotes)
I don’t like people cleaning my room (Larry David Quotes)
Golf and dating don’t mix (Larry David Quotes)
I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic (Larry David Quotes)
I’m surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted (Larry David Quotes)
You write about what you know (Larry David Quotes)
I just feed off the energy of the audience (Larry David Quotes)
I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab (Larry David Quotes)
Obviously comedic styles do change (Larry David Quotes)
I’m not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There’s no closure. (Larry David Quotes)
I’m a walking, talking enigma (Larry David Quotes)
I don’t like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide (Larry David Quotes)
Sure, being a reservist wasn’t as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror (Larry David Quotes)
I don’t think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It’s not even interesting to me (Larry David Quotes)
I’m a jerk, that’s who I am. I’m like everybody else (Larry David Quotes)




















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