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Kristen Schaal Quotes
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My sensibilities are like, ‘I want it to be weirder.’ (Kristen Schaal Quotes)
One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility! (Kristen Schaal Quotes)
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome (Kristen Schaal Quotes)
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn’t free (Kristen Schaal Quotes)
‘Rock of Love’ with Bret Michaels was fun. He’s a lovable guy. (Kristen Schaal Quotes)
Sarcasm doesn’t read sarcastic in print (Kristen Schaal Quotes)
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up (Kristen Schaal Quotes)
All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground (Kristen Schaal Quotes)
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on (Kristen Schaal Quotes)
As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex (Kristen Schaal Quotes)
No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me (Kristen Schaal Quotes)