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Kinky Friedman Quotes

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world Picture Quote #1
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Picture Quote #1
I’ll keep us out of war with Oklahoma Picture Quote #1
I’m too young for Medicare and too old for women to care Picture Quote #1
If you ain’t Texan, I ain’t got time for you Picture Quote #1
The first thing I’ll do if elected is demand a recount Picture Quote #1
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William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another Picture Quote #1
May the God of your choice bless you Picture Quote #1
They probably would’ve taken Jesus if he hadn’t been nailed down Picture Quote #1
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow Picture Quote #1
No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror Picture Quote #1
I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama Picture Quote #1
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My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50 Picture Quote #1
I don’t feel bad about losing Picture Quote #1
I’m not pro-life, and I’m not pro-choice. I’m pro-football Picture Quote #1
If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned Picture Quote #1
If you don’t love Jesus-go to hell! Picture Quote #1
When you record something, you never know who’s going to hear it Picture Quote #1
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I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow Picture Quote #1
We were a country band with a social conscience Picture Quote #1
Students don’t know who Mark Twain was because he wasn’t on the test Picture Quote #1
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror Picture Quote #1
Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp Picture Quote #1
Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but Picture Quote #1
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day Picture Quote #1
He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York Picture Quote #1
I don’t apologize to people who try to intimidate Picture Quote #1
A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life Picture Quote #1
I see an issue I like, and I support it Picture Quote #1
I’ll sign anything except bad legislation Picture Quote #1
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I’ll keep us out of war with Oklahoma  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I’m too young for Medicare and too old for women to care  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) If you ain’t Texan, I ain’t got time for you  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) The first thing I’ll do if elected is demand a recount  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) May the God of your choice bless you  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) They probably would’ve taken Jesus if he hadn’t been nailed down  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I don’t feel bad about losing  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I’m not pro-life, and I’m not pro-choice. I’m pro-football.  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) If you don’t love Jesus-go to hell!  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) When you record something, you never know who’s going to hear it  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) We were a country band with a social conscience  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Students don’t know who Mark Twain was because he wasn’t on the test  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I don’t apologize to people who try to intimidate  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I see an issue I like, and I support it  (Kinky Friedman Quotes) I’ll sign anything except bad legislation  (Kinky Friedman Quotes)
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