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Kevin Hearne Quotes
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When in doubt, blame the dark elves (Kevin Hearne Quotes)
Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass (Kevin Hearne Quotes)
I didn’t respond, because naked people never win arguments (Kevin Hearne Quotes)
Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones (Kevin Hearne Quotes)
Winning ugly is still winning (Kevin Hearne Quotes)
She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about mach five (Kevin Hearne Quotes)
Its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer (Kevin Hearne Quotes)
You don’t need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first? (Kevin Hearne Quotes)
I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently (Kevin Hearne Quotes)